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Post by beefus on Apr 8, 2021 16:59:34 GMT
He'll develop an urge for a tweed jacket and cords if he gets a Jag. Then the self-loathing of not owning an Aston will set in. Hmmmm....hadn’t thought about that, tweed cap too probably.....and driving gloves.
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Post by mekon on Apr 8, 2021 17:03:01 GMT
And the involuntary single finger wave. Pensioner across from my mum buy's a new one every 3 years. Costs the cunt about 80k and he only gets about 20 back on the old one. Good job he's a retired financial wanker of some sort.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Apr 8, 2021 17:03:49 GMT
'Mon tae fuck. Are youse talking me into it or out of it?
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Post by mekon on Apr 8, 2021 17:06:37 GMT
You may have a strong immune response to driving gloves and tweed jackets. Go for it.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Apr 8, 2021 17:07:01 GMT
I really need some cunt to talk me down from this fucking folly. Its an old man's car. You will become McMasonmart. You will look like Nigel Farage under heavy medical treatment. Boris Johnson has one as well. "2 Jags" Prescott had 2 to go with his 2 bellies!
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Post by spentcase on Apr 8, 2021 17:38:36 GMT
I really need some cunt to talk me down from this fucking folly. Its an old man's car. You will become McMasonmart. You will look like Nigel Farage under heavy medical treatment. Fucking steady on, Eduardo. I know he asked to be talked out of it, but there's limits. That was like in School of Rock where Jack Black tells the kids to 'stick it to the man' by giving him shit and one of them pipes up, "you're a fat loser and you have body odour"
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Post by pantah on Apr 8, 2021 17:47:41 GMT
Go for it Noodles. You’re only old once. Fuck all wrong with driving gloves by the way. I got a pair and do you know where I keep them? Where they belong, in the glove compartment.
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Apr 8, 2021 18:27:24 GMT
Unique car is the Shaguar. Royalty and upper class alongside the Krays. I really need some cunt to talk me down from this fucking folly. On the other hand it's a once in a lifetime purchase of something a bit special. No, no you don't. Fucking buy it.
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Post by spentcase on Apr 8, 2021 22:15:08 GMT
He went round to Peter Bowles' house to view the car and ended up seducing Penelope Keith partially against her will. The cad.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Apr 8, 2021 22:40:27 GMT
He went round to Peter Bowles' house to view the car and ended up seducing Penelope Keith partially against her will. The cad. Funny you should say that. My mate is adamant he'd still give nowadays Joanna Lumley a game. I estimate she'd be absolutely hingin' up close with the soft focus removed. I'm also of the opinion that you'd need about £20 worth of copperslip on your walloper to combat dry friction and reduce the risk of a fire. Perhaps if I owned the Jaguar we could find out either way.
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Apr 9, 2021 6:28:35 GMT
I've just realised that you lot are trying to convince our chinese pasta named virtual comrade that the Jag is an old man's car...
This considering that he was originally proposing a diesel Merc.... right... diesel Merc or 5 litre V8 petrol Jag...
You are indeed only old once, but then you buy the Merc! Nr. N had already specced out his retirement car, only leaving aside the need for an auto box.
The Jag is for the educated gentleman, the connoisseure, the mature (i.e. can get insured) but young at heart spirit who hasn't let his years of experience erode his joie de vivre or sense of adventure.
It does however come with the "I wanted an Aston Martin but couldn't afford one" tag....
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Post by spentcase on Apr 9, 2021 7:06:02 GMT
I've just realised that you lot are trying to convonce our chinese pasta named virtual comrade that the Jag is an old man's car... This considering that he was originally proposing a diesel Merc.... right... diesel Merc or 5 litre V8 petrol Jag... You are indeed only old once, but then you buy the Merc! Nr. N had already specced out his retirement car, only leaving aside the need for an auto box. The Jag is for the educated gentleman, the connoisseure, the mature (i.e. can get insured) but young at heart spirit who hasn't let his years of experience erode his joie de vivre or sense of adventure. It does however come with the "I wanted an Aston Martin but couldn't afford one" tag.... All very true, Mr The Toe Cutter's younger brother, however, El Noodle had saved his pennies after years of being a roadie for Bronski Beat, Soft Cell, Eurasia, Elton John, Limaal, Michael Barrymore (you get the picture) and was going to drop a map into the Merc, which would have given him a sleeper that's probably as quick as the old jag, except even more hetero. The only downside of the Merc is that it will hinder his plans to have it off with ageing female TV stars of yesteryear and make off with the Jag's golf bag sized boot crammed with their family silver.
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Post by beefus on Apr 9, 2021 7:18:07 GMT
What about a CLA 45?..the looks are a bit marmite but I like them personally....plenty quick.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Apr 9, 2021 7:20:17 GMT
It does however come with the "I wanted an Aston Martin but couldn't afford one" tag.... Turns out the same cunt designed both. You're right though. What the fuck am I thinking? I'll get 40mpg out of that Merc. All I need is a CD of a V8 motor and some leather gloves...
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Post by spentcase on Apr 9, 2021 7:39:15 GMT
It does however come with the "I wanted an Aston Martin but couldn't afford one" tag.... Turns out the same cunt designed both. You're right though. What the fuck am I thinking? I'll get 40mpg out of that Merc. All I need is a CD of a V8 motor and some leather gloves... That's the spirit, fella. There's got to be other ways to woo Joana Lumley other than the Jag. Send her a TV show concept where she travels around Scotland on the back of a motorbike, meeting artisan tradesmen and uncovering hidden gems, but for the love of God leave out the part where, after a hard day's filming, you rock up to her hotel room in a smoking jacket with a bottle of Black Tower, you rotter.
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