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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Apr 8, 2021 12:40:28 GMT
Got quite an impressive tumescence for the Jag now. There's a low mileage 61 plate in Glasgow for £22k. It meets absolutely none of my criteria and I just know it will be a money pit but fuck me it's gorgeous.
Wish tae fuck I'd just kept my mouth shut now.
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Post by mekon on Apr 8, 2021 12:56:08 GMT
Are not forgetting the 'can you pull burds in it' factor? It's all very talking torque with men but women aren't bothered by such things.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Apr 8, 2021 13:24:41 GMT
Going to see it on Saturday. Turns out the cunt who owned it is the MD of the Glasgow Harley dealership. I bought my ZZr off him 30 years ago and from memory he's a wanker.
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Post by pantah on Apr 8, 2021 14:22:57 GMT
Unique car is the Shaguar.
Royalty and upper class alongside the Krays.
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Post by spentcase on Apr 8, 2021 14:45:21 GMT
Got quite an impressive tumescence for the Jag now. There's a low mileage 61 plate in Glasgow for £22k. It meets absolutely none of my criteria and I just know it will be a money pit but fuck me it's gorgeous. Wish tae fuck I'd just kept my mouth shut now. What model is it fella? |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Apr 8, 2021 14:46:57 GMT
Got quite an impressive tumescence for the Jag now. There's a low mileage 61 plate in Glasgow for £22k. It meets absolutely none of my criteria and I just know it will be a money pit but fuck me it's gorgeous. Wish tae fuck I'd just kept my mouth shut now. What model is it fella? Just going for a look... |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Apr 8, 2021 14:49:02 GMT
Unique car is the Shaguar. Royalty and upper class alongside the Krays. I really need some cunt to talk me down from this fucking folly. On the other hand it's a once in a lifetime purchase of something a bit special. |
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Apr 8, 2021 14:49:48 GMT
Are not forgetting the 'can you pull burds in it' factor? It's all very talking torque with men but women aren't bothered by such things. I tried to impress a bird by putting the pedal to the floor. Turns out she had seen a bin open like that before. I picked up a date in my Hiace. Its the van I said as we got outside, she was sort of, silent. 10 minutes later she said its quite good in a van, you an look down into other peoples cars to see what they are doing. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Apr 8, 2021 14:57:18 GMT
If you're over 25 and think your car will get you fanny then you maybe need to reassess your life.
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Post by spentcase on Apr 8, 2021 15:03:35 GMT
Unique car is the Shaguar. Royalty and upper class alongside the Krays. I really need some cunt to talk me down from this fucking folly. On the other hand it's a once in a lifetime purchase of something a bit special. You will be Scotland's answer to Terry Thomas, you absolute bounder. On the flipside, there's no point being the richest cunt in the graveyard. It used to be that any friends that passed away were all crashes or on ops. Now it's all cancer and heart attacks. You only live once old fella. |
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Apr 8, 2021 15:18:27 GMT
Unique car is the Shaguar. Royalty and upper class alongside the Krays. I really need some cunt to talk me down from this fucking folly. On the other hand it's a once in a lifetime purchase of something a bit special. I dont think Mekon was going to buy a KTM 390 until I mentioned it. Maybe I should become one of those social media influenzaers  He bought one which used 12 months a year and was a rusty nuts and bolts seized up needed a load of TLC (and a bit of money) bike. Dont buy a Jag like that. Other than that, it is a once in a year lifetime purchase (except like my friend you will buy another). A bloke at work, quite high up, drove a shitty Fiesta as his wife used the posher family car. When that needed replacing he bought a BMW sports car as he thought why the fuck dont I spend money on me for a change. Go on, treat yourself. When I paid my mortgage off, I bought myself a new bike and went on longer holidays around Europe and stayed in nicer accommodation. |
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Post by mekon on Apr 8, 2021 15:37:29 GMT
Aye yer cunt, I'll not forget that. Without you I'd have got that Royal Enfield and got into drinking real ales.
Fixing a shit bike is less stressful than a shit car though. All in my garage for a start out of the elements. Shit cars and seized parts usually end in more anger.
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Post by beefus on Apr 8, 2021 16:30:52 GMT
Noodle, do it while you are still fit and able.....it’s corny as fuck but you do only live once!!....enjoy the fruits of your labour.
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Post by mekon on Apr 8, 2021 16:54:20 GMT
He'll develop an urge for a tweed jacket and cords if he gets a Jag. Then the self-loathing of not owning an Aston will set in.
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Apr 8, 2021 16:55:08 GMT
I really need some cunt to talk me down from this fucking folly. Its an old man's car. You will become McMasonmart. You will look like Nigel Farage under heavy medical treatment. |
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