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Post by paulg on Mar 11, 2020 10:09:16 GMT
I love the irony of the health minister contracting it!
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Mar 11, 2020 10:16:21 GMT
My missus woke up yesterday with fever and muscle pains. She called the "hotline" (took 3 hours to get through), and they told her that she has nothing to worry about, no need to take any special measures.
Amazing how they can diagnose so accurately over the phone these days.
So she's tucked up in bed feeling shite. My kids are at home because the schools have closed. I'm at home (supposedly working) because I have to look after all of them!
This is a fucking nightmare! No way are we going to survive two weeks locked up in here together!!
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Mar 11, 2020 12:23:33 GMT
I love the irony of the health minister contracting it! Remember that Iranian health minister on live TV mopping his brow sweating profusely. He had it. |
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Mar 11, 2020 12:28:01 GMT
My missus woke up yesterday with fever and muscle pains. She called the "hotline" (took 3 hours to get through), and they told her that she has nothing to worry about, no need to take any special measures. Amazing how they can diagnose so accurately over the phone these days. So she's tucked up in bed feeling shite. My kids are at home because the schools have closed. I'm at home (supposedly working) because I have to look after all of them! This is a fucking nightmare! No way are we going to survive two weeks locked up in here together!! Good luck with everything. A bit of trivia out of China, they reckon in some parts there is going to be a baby boom in 7-8 months time due to the amount of time couples have been together. After lockdown was lifted, there was a rush at the local government office to file divorce proceedings. |
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Post by roobarb on Mar 12, 2020 8:18:33 GMT
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Post by neilf on Mar 12, 2020 8:48:24 GMT
Droog already had it. The cunt. I bet he went to his Sainsbury's local and spread it all over the marmite section. Is that a euphemism? |
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Post by mekon on Mar 12, 2020 8:51:49 GMT
Fucks sake Clipper stop posting and putting us all at risk!!
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Mar 12, 2020 9:29:50 GMT
According to the NHS website, last updated 10/03/20 16:19, they are only testing people for the virus if:
a) you have been in close contact with someone with confirmed coronavirus
b) in the last 14 days you have travelled to a country or area with a high coronavirus risk
Given the ease this virus is passed on, the 456 cases in the UK must be massively under reported.
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Mar 12, 2020 11:49:50 GMT
Fucks sake Clipper stop posting and putting us all at risk!! In the interest of public safety, I recommend using quality sunglasses (or welding mask) when reading my posts. And, please, refrain from licking the screen. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Mar 12, 2020 12:03:12 GMT
According to the NHS website, last updated 10/03/20 16:19, they are only testing people for the virus if: a) you have been in close contact with someone with confirmed coronavirus b) in the last 14 days you have travelled to a country or area with a high coronavirus risk Given the ease this virus is passed on, the 456 cases in the UK must be massively under reported. This is a bit concerning. Are they short of testing kits? My work is seriously disrupted now. Word is there will be a blanket travel ban from tomorrow and I have project critical work to do in Ireland. My Amsterdam jolly has already been binned. I really don't see what good it's going to do. There are still no alcohol gel dispersal points in Tesco or on the fucking bus. Any cunt seen Droog? |
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Post by mekon on Mar 12, 2020 12:23:14 GMT
By Droog you mean patient zero?
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Post by nippon on Mar 12, 2020 13:08:37 GMT
Fucks sake Clipper stop posting and putting us all at risk!! his brand of pro-italian bile has never been more deadly!  |
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Mar 12, 2020 13:31:24 GMT
According to the NHS website, last updated 10/03/20 16:19, they are only testing people for the virus if: a) you have been in close contact with someone with confirmed coronavirus b) in the last 14 days you have travelled to a country or area with a high coronavirus risk Given the ease this virus is passed on, the 456 cases in the UK must be massively under reported. This is a bit concerning. Are they short of testing kits? My work is seriously disrupted now. Word is there will be a blanket travel ban from tomorrow and I have project critical work to do in Ireland. My Amsterdam jolly has already been binned. I really don't see what good it's going to do. There are still no alcohol gel dispersal points in Tesco or on the fucking bus. Any cunt seen Droog? Maybe short of kits, or perhaps there aren't that many labs setup to carry out the tests. It wouldn't be the same as testing blood as you dont want an airborne virus wafting around the lab. And the trained staff. So they are trying to stop a bottleneck by limiting the number of tests until they get more places setup where the staff can do the tests safely. I read a few countries are doing this, so we arent alone. |
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Mar 12, 2020 14:14:36 GMT
Fucks sake Clipper stop posting and putting us all at risk!! his brand of pro-italian bile has never been more deadly! I think you're mixing up your olive oil stained, garlic reeking, lazy mediterranean nations there Nips. I live in the one shaped like a T-shirt. RobertoRolfo was the one from the "boot". |
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Post by nippon on Mar 12, 2020 14:20:01 GMT
yeah i know you're in spain. i meant your racer preference... |
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