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Post by beefus on Mar 9, 2020 19:40:01 GMT
It’s a depressing national anthem, needs livening up a bit like the Italian and French anthems...still, we beat the French yesterday...silver lining an al that! GSTQ is hardly techno. Feels more funeral suited to me. Perhaps some new words could be swapped in. Agree about the French and Italian ones. True....it’s also dull and monotonous. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Mar 9, 2020 21:19:09 GMT
It's difficult to know what tune to knock one out to and still retain a suitable level of patriotism. The Proclaimers are Scottish as fuck and have a few tunes that bob along at an appropriate rhythm but you're not going to blow your beans with those two specky cunts warbling in the background.
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Post by pantah on Mar 9, 2020 21:29:57 GMT
It's difficult to know what tune to knock one out to and still retain a suitable level of patriotism. The Proclaimers are Scottish as fuck and have a few tunes that bob along at an appropriate rhythm but you're not going to blow your beans with those two specky cunts warbling in the background. “I’m on ma way, from misery to happiness today. Aha aha” |
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Post by neilf on Mar 10, 2020 8:54:58 GMT
Texas are Scottish and Sharleen Spiteri... hmmmmm!
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Post by mekon on Mar 10, 2020 11:18:18 GMT
You are all going to die if you try and take matters down those musical avenues. What you need is some vintage Joey Beltram or something. Tossing yourself off to 99 Red Balloons isn't going to save you.
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Post by pantah on Mar 10, 2020 18:20:25 GMT
On the bright side the lock down in China has dramatically cleaned up their heavily polluted atmosphere and with air travel worldwide now at an all time low the climate emergency is weirdly being tackled by a virus.
Every cloud etc
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Post by roobarb on Mar 10, 2020 19:15:42 GMT
It's like "Mother Nature" is an actual thing.
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Post by pantah on Mar 10, 2020 20:16:26 GMT
See China have imposed a ban on eating wild animals.
Bit late for that. The animals have already wreaked revenge.
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Post by mekon on Mar 10, 2020 22:11:34 GMT
I think you are officially no longer allowed to eat dogs and cats.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Mar 10, 2020 23:23:21 GMT
On the bright side the lock down in China has dramatically cleaned up their heavily polluted atmosphere and with air travel worldwide now at an all time low the climate emergency is weirdly being tackled by a virus. Every cloud etc Some fairly cheap flights available now too. Maybe I should get next winter's holiday booked. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Mar 10, 2020 23:34:48 GMT
So who do we think will be the first cunt on here to get it? My money's on Eddie, purely because he's a bastard and probably deserves it more.
I don't think he'll die though.
Actually I'm not sure about that. He might.
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Post by mekon on Mar 11, 2020 6:39:03 GMT
Droog already had it. The cunt. I bet he went to his Sainsbury's local and spread it all over the marmite section.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Mar 11, 2020 7:52:33 GMT
Anyone know a treatment for tendinitis?
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Mar 11, 2020 8:55:51 GMT
Anyone know a treatment for tendinitis? Self isolation for 14 days should do it. And refrain from participating in any fantasy road race competitions. That's really important that one... |
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Post by mekon on Mar 11, 2020 9:20:56 GMT
Someone at work is self isolating. We are not too bothered as he was on the prime suspects list for taking time off.
It doesn't go on your sick record and is at full pay!
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