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Post by mekon on Sept 20, 2020 16:14:56 GMT
Bikers who stick things on their lids irrationally piss me off. Fluffy ears or some spikes or a mohican. Fuck off you cunts.
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Post by bella on Sept 20, 2020 16:44:02 GMT
Well christmas is coming up and i need to put in a complaint about these christmas card companies, EVERY single snowman on a christmas card is absolutely perfect, like they were born in Essex or summat, when we were kids and rolled our snowmen on the village green they always ended up covered in dog yog, fag ends, leaves and crisp packets and wot not, anyone ever made one fit for a card pic ?.
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Post by spentcase on Sept 21, 2020 7:51:25 GMT
Well christmas is coming up and i need to put in a complaint about these christmas card companies, EVERY single snowman on a christmas card is absolutely perfect, like they were born in Essex or summat, when we were kids and rolled our snowmen on the village green they always ended up covered in dog yog, fag ends, leaves and crisp packets and wot not, anyone ever made one fit for a card pic ?. No, Bella, no I haven't. However what I have made are some pristine snow-widgies, that could grace some pretty up-market, (albeit avant garde/post watershed) Christmas cards. |
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Post by pantah on Sept 21, 2020 8:28:14 GMT
Well christmas is coming up and i need to put in a complaint about these christmas card companies, EVERY single snowman on a christmas card is absolutely perfect, like they were born in Essex or summat, when we were kids and rolled our snowmen on the village green they always ended up covered in dog yog, fag ends, leaves and crisp packets and wot not, anyone ever made one fit for a card pic ?. That’s a red card for mentioning the C word in September. Fucking September!!! |
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Post by neilf on Sept 21, 2020 11:16:59 GMT
Speaking of Christmas, ASDA are already stocking mince pies in festive packaging... IN SEPTEMBER!!!!
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Post by bella on Sept 21, 2020 13:50:23 GMT
Well christmas is coming up and i need to put in a complaint about these christmas card companies, EVERY single snowman on a christmas card is absolutely perfect, like they were born in Essex or summat, when we were kids and rolled our snowmen on the village green they always ended up covered in dog yog, fag ends, leaves and crisp packets and wot not, anyone ever made one fit for a card pic ?. No, Bella, no I haven't. However what I have made are some pristine snow-widgies, that could grace some pretty up-market, (albeit avant garde/post watershed) Christmas cards. Reminds me of that joke about the gay Eskimo standing outside his igloo with his widgie out, hoping to get a chap on it. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Sept 22, 2020 18:57:32 GMT
Went to a gym tonight for the first time in 6 months.
GUYS THAT GO TO THE GYM JUST TO SIT ON A MACHINE AND TAP AWAY AT THEIR PHONES FOR 20 MINUTES CAN GET COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED!
You may notice that I specified guys. You almost never see burds doing this. Just (usually young) guys. Rips one's fucking knitting.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Oct 17, 2020 22:34:45 GMT
Emdy got a Tesco clubcard? The cunts mine your data for a paltry 1% refund on your shopping. It's an app now. Aye, as if your phone wasn't fucking spying on you enough already. And they're aggressively promoting it too. Some very tasty in-store discounts but only for clubcard cunts.
Well fuck you Tesco. Asda might be chock full with ugly cunts but it's slightly less sinister.
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Post by Droog on Oct 18, 2020 20:03:34 GMT
Lol. My clubcard points buy a meal deal once a month on my way to work. I shop in there at least three times a week and always buy my petrol there. Their petrol is definitely the best.
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Oct 18, 2020 20:13:14 GMT
I called to check sizing for an item of clothing I wanted to buy on line. Gave details of height and build etc. Was advised to go 'medium' as the sizing was generous. Royal Mail fucked up the route, then I couldn't get it on as it was tiny. Cunts.
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Post by mekon on Oct 19, 2020 7:09:46 GMT
Kids on 125s can fuck off. Last week this fucking teenage herbert attached himself to me and my mate because we had RCs so obviously we were in some sort of RC gang. Thought I was going to have to adopt him as he wasn't taking subtle fuck off cues and followed us everywhere. This week the cunt was there again and instantly made a beeline for us. Luckily his mates turned up but apparently a CBR125 can 120 etc. etc. Everyone there then had to suffer this gang of cunts riding past at 40mph going full stick every two minutes with stupid droning exhausts.
FUCK OFF KIDS ON 125s! MODERN 125s ARE SHIT AND BACK IN MY DAY 125s WERE BETTER!
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Post by pantah on Oct 19, 2020 7:47:53 GMT
Driving home on Saturday on this A road, dead straight Roman built and spotted two bikers on junction to my right waiting to turn right. First one looked like a Kawa ZX 9 or something, don’t know what the 2nd one was cos I looked in my mirror when they joined the road, first guy pulls this massive power wheelie and they both shot past me at ludicrous speed obviously going for it.
In my biker eyes it was fucking impressive and perfectly safe but since this is a complaints thread I’m going to complain about the kind of citizen who tut tuts and writes a seriously worded letter to the local courier denouncing this type of hooliganism. The cunts.
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Post by pantah on Oct 19, 2020 14:21:42 GMT
I want to complain about the fucking dodgy looking thread written in Bongo Bongolandian. Click on that and your bank account will probably disappear.
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Oct 19, 2020 17:14:25 GMT
I want to complain about the fucking dodgy looking thread written in Bongo Bongolandian. Click on that and your bank account will probably disappear. I'm not on here 24/7. Give us a chance. I complain about you, you impatient tit. |
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Post by pantah on Oct 19, 2020 17:56:14 GMT
I want to complain about the fucking dodgy looking thread written in Bongo Bongolandian. Click on that and your bank account will probably disappear. I'm not on here 24/7. Give us a chance. I complain about you, you impatient tit. Cheers Eddie. It’s not every day i get to be a tit. 😁 |
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