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Post by beefus on Aug 29, 2020 18:22:25 GMT
I hear you about lorry drivers, pisses me off too...what’s the point?...they don’t actually gain anything.
Twats who don’t have their rear lights on, because they put on their front “driving” lights(Thinking it’s cool probably), but not realising that the rears don’t come on too. And we all hate the famous middle lane cunts.
Red light jumpers, they’re blatant over here in NL, never mind going through an amber (ok,,we’ve all done that at some point by mistake ) but it’s deliberate over here even to run a red.
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Post by mekon on Aug 29, 2020 18:54:25 GMT
I used to play D and D and can testify you were NOT in the cool squad. Most of the people that played were proper nerds who like Droog says,were really intelligent kids. Nowadays thick, lazy cunts who doss about all day claim to be the nerds. I bet all the nerds I went to school with are loaded with good jobs not some cunt in a Mario t shirt pretending they like science when they know nothing scientific.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Aug 29, 2020 19:08:09 GMT
Red light jumpers, they’re blatant over here in NL, never mind going through an amber (ok,,we’ve all done that at some point by mistake ) but it’s deliberate over here even to run a red. Amsterdam is brutal for that. The green man is no guarantee of anything. Particularly alarming if you're on a coffee shop crawl... |
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Post by pantah on Aug 29, 2020 23:57:17 GMT
Got to admit that most of the complaints in this department are roads based so here’s another of my hates. Motorway lane closures are a cunt but what gets on my tits are cunts who fire up the outside lane in their fucking Audi and expect me to let them in after I’ve queued for half a mile. There is no fucking danger these cunts are getting in front of me.
Unless it’s a tidy bird with a grateful smile
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Post by Droog on Aug 30, 2020 11:49:46 GMT
That's usually what causes most of my issues with non lorry driver road incidents. It is practically road works all the way for me over a 30 mile each way commute. All my A13 use is being road widened for the new crossing. When I hit the M25 at the Dartford crossing it is usually fucked also. This gives cunts ample opportunities to be cunts. I do tend to let the odd driver in but it really does depend on them and their car.
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Post by armstrongracer on Aug 30, 2020 14:18:32 GMT
Currently have a daily 30 minute each way commute up the Dublin-Belfast motorway, have quickly developed a loathing bordering on the psychotic for overtaking trucks and cunts sitting in outside lane doing exactly 0.0005 mph less than the limit. Funny how said cunts always look like golf playing gammons. It really winds me up. Friday was the last straw...Evil weather high gusting wind and torrential rain, in hindsight I shouldn't have been anywhere near a bike, very iffy journey that day. Come up behind a bumper to bumper road train of about 20 cars sitting behind 2 side by side trucks. With the headwind and incline, the overtaking truck isn't actually going any faster than the one inside. Takes about 5 miles for the outside lane to finally clear. So I'm sitting there leaving a larger than average safety gap in front because there is debris on the road plus flooding and I want sufficient warning. Next thing, the cunt behind who has been tailgating me all this time, undertakes me and cuts in front. Got my revenge though. Waited for the toll booth and squirted just in front of him at the barrier, strangely it took ages to find my change and to put my gloves back on. He was virtually headbutting the steering wheel by the time I took off. Never has the finger felt so satisfying.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Sept 2, 2020 18:56:09 GMT
I've no time for impatient cunts who intimidate cyclists. They're vulnerable road users and even the worst of them deserve not to have their safety compromised.
Having said that, those Deliveroo cunts do themselves no favours. Seem to think they're exempt from the basics.
Having said that, when I was a courier my riding was extremely cuntish. I seemed to think I was exempt...
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Post by mekon on Sept 2, 2020 19:36:15 GMT
I went on one of those Sustrans routes today with my lad it was full of cunts with dogs who seem to think it's dog walking path and exclusive dog toilet. Cunts. Get the fucking dog on a lead instead of giving cyclists evils when your sad excuse for a dog yaps its way under someone's wheels. Small dogs are complete cunts.
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Post by pantah on Sept 3, 2020 6:35:23 GMT
I went on one of those Sustrans routes today with my lad it was full of cunts with dogs who seem to think it's dog walking path and exclusive dog toilet. Cunts. Get the fucking dog on a lead instead of giving cyclists evils when your sad excuse for a dog yaps its way under someone's wheels. Small dogs are complete cunts. As a dog owner and non cyclist my view is the opposite. Cyclists who appear from rear without warning can put the shits up dogs hence the reaction. Just slow and ring your fucking bell and show a bit of courtesy. As for the fucking yellow jerseyed cycling clubs. They need to have a word with themselves. Two and three abreast doing 20 mph is only going to aggravate. |
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Post by spentcase on Sept 3, 2020 6:40:19 GMT
Small dogs are complete cunts. Not all of them mate. I have a french bulldog and, even though I didn't want a dog at first, she is ace. But people who don't pick up after their dog, or who don't control their dog? Well a little gassing wouldn't go amiss. |
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Post by Droog on Sept 3, 2020 6:48:19 GMT
Not ridden a bike in years. But that time in Brighton where I rode everyday as part of my getting fit phase (I'm a beer belly slob again now) taught me to always give a cyclist plenty of room and to only overtake when safe to do so. And I always stick to that no matter what.
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Post by mekon on Sept 3, 2020 7:32:30 GMT
I back off when I'm on the moto and approaching a cyclist. I've had cunts fly past me at 120 and it scares the shit out of you.
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Post by beefus on Sept 3, 2020 9:22:18 GMT
Stupid cunt this morning with his nice LED's on at the front, no rear lights on....pissing down, dark and grey....no idea. THey really think that they have all their lights on....RTFM!!
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Post by beefus on Sept 3, 2020 9:24:21 GMT
Hit a cyclist here (your fault)and you re fucked, cyclist hits you (their fault) and its 50-50..the onus is always on the driver to be aware.
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Post by mekon on Sept 3, 2020 9:41:43 GMT
Some cyclists are utter cunts though. Massive uptake in nice but dim types since corona. Student cyclists are particularly cunty idiots. When I had to go into York on a morning the cunts would be everywhere, one minute on the pavement then back into the road when they felt like it, fucking Cloe riding thing with a basket on the front and no balance all over the road or people doing 10mph when I was doing 20+.
The trouble is the student types only cycle for a means to an end. A bit like when all the wobblies started after lockdown. I was out yesterday with my lad and was getting loads of looks because I didn't have a helmet on. Fuck off, I'm doing like 10mph and can still ride a BMX down the park or do jumps on my MTB. Doing 10mph on a cycle path is hardly hardcore action.
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