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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Feb 25, 2020 15:41:58 GMT
Okay okay...Sorry...What I meant to say was 'As fit as a butchers dog, but one that's given a balanced nutritional diet and is wanked on a regular basis' Again... |
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Post by pantah on Feb 25, 2020 17:16:14 GMT
Okay okay...Sorry...What I meant to say was 'As fit as a butchers dog, but one that's given a balanced nutritional diet and is wanked on a regular basis' Again... A new expression. Tampering with the fat bastard butcher's dog |
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Feb 25, 2020 19:32:47 GMT
Another case, now on mainland Spain. I'm screwed.
The worst thing about my imminent death is that I will go out humming Paul Hardcastle tunes in my head, and it's all Mekons fault.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Feb 25, 2020 19:41:55 GMT
Another case, now on mainland Spain. I'm screwed. The worst thing about my imminent death is that I will go out humming Paul Hardcastle tunes in my head, and it's all Mekons fault. If I've understood this thread correctly you'll be fine if you wank off a butcher's dog and stick a grotty pencil up your arse. |
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Feb 25, 2020 19:52:08 GMT
Another case, now on mainland Spain. I'm screwed. The worst thing about my imminent death is that I will go out humming Paul Hardcastle tunes in my head, and it's all Mekons fault. If I've understood this thread correctly you'll be fine if you wank off a butcher's dog and stick a grotty pencil up your arse. Roger that.... |
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Post by roobarb on Feb 25, 2020 20:01:30 GMT
Do dogs have a G-spot?
Asking for a friend.
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Post by Droog on Feb 25, 2020 22:31:19 GMT
I was almost better for one whole day. Now I've got a cold.
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Post by mekon on Feb 26, 2020 8:17:43 GMT
My mate has some spare Viagra if that's any use?
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Feb 26, 2020 8:19:42 GMT
Another case, now on mainland Spain. I'm screwed. The worst thing about my imminent death is that I will go out humming Paul Hardcastle tunes in my head, and it's all Mekons fault. If I've understood this thread correctly you'll be fine if you wank off a butcher's dog and stick a grotty pencil up your arse. Just to clarify; this strange, presumably Scottish, ritual you speak of; was it supposed to cure the coronavirus or evict the Paul Hardcastle earworm? I only ask because this morning I've been humming Michael Hutchence numbers. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Feb 26, 2020 9:09:53 GMT
This is out of my league ClipClop. You need Professor Stranglewank.
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Post by mekon on Feb 28, 2020 12:04:46 GMT
Is China this naughty? Probably. Good way of getting rid of people you don't like.
The Hong Kong Free Press wrote on Thursday that the infamous viral video of a Uyghur man pleading for help — or, failing that, begging for death — because his family is starving was only the tip of the iceberg:
Draconian measures by China to curb the coronavirus have caused widespread hunger in the tightly controlled Muslim-majority region of Xinjiang, ethnic Uighur activists charged Wednesday.
The Uighur Human Rights Project (UHRP), a Washington-based advocacy group, also voiced concern that the COVID-19 could spread in internationally condemned camps where more than one million Uighurs and other Turkic Muslims are incarcerated.
The group said that China imposed a quarantine with little advance notice in parts of Xinjiang in late January after at least two COVID-19 cases in the regional capital Urumqi.
Citing videos, photos and residents’ conversations with members of the Uighur diaspora, the group said that “many” people have gone short on food, medicine or other critical supplies as they have been ordered to stay inside their homes.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Feb 28, 2020 14:13:43 GMT
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Post by mekon on Mar 2, 2020 11:58:55 GMT
Are we at peak hysteria yet? Probably not. Need the olympics cancelling because it's boring anyway.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Mar 2, 2020 12:46:16 GMT
The population of China is 1.4 billion. There have been 80,000 cases of the virus reported in China. Lets double that for all the people who got it and didnt really know about it, just a bit of mild fever and headache. Thats a ratio of 1.143e-4 Dr David Bull was on the Jeremy Vine show today and asked the question how many cases did he expect in the UK. Vine said 1 million. Dr Bull said 800,000.  The population of the UK is 67 million. So if the virus infects the same proportion of the UK as China, thats 7700 cases expected in 2 months. How long is this outbreak going to last? Will it spread quicker in the UK as we dont have a communist government shutting everything down in affected regions? Is the population density higher in Wuhan and the rest of China than the old UK? You would expect higher densities to have a wider spread of the virus. Wuhan 3,200/sq mi, London 11,760/sq mi, Poole 2,128/sq mi. Is our healthcare and guidance better than China? You would hope that the advice given would be taken in the UK given its media attention. |
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Post by neilf on Mar 2, 2020 12:57:09 GMT
Are we at peak hysteria yet? Probably not. Need the olympics cancelling because it's boring anyway. This year they have Sport Climbing on the agenda, which includes 3 disciplines; bouldering, speed climbing and lead climbing... none of which are not boring at all. I can see the speed climbing getting a lot of attention, because the top competitors can complete the course in around 6 - 7 seconds and it's the climbing equivalent of the 100m. For me though, the skill really shines through with the bouldering and lead climbing. What these athletes can achieve is jaw dropping and frequently described as "gravity defying" (the latter is, of course, nonsense, but it's probably the best description that the great unwashed can understand). Like any great athletes, they make it look easy. |
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