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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Mar 16, 2020 8:37:49 GMT
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Post by mekon on Mar 16, 2020 9:09:35 GMT
Trump may already have it. The virus that is.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Mar 16, 2020 9:35:16 GMT
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Mar 16, 2020 9:38:44 GMT
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Mar 16, 2020 10:05:47 GMT
Come on guys, looks like you're new to conspiracy theories. It goes like this:
US attacks China because it is about to become the world's biggest financial power but making it look like a virus contracted by eating soup made from bats.
Someone starts to suspect things and suggests that maybe bat soup wasn't the cause and maybe that nasty fat orange man had something to do with it.
The clever people who help Trump get a bit nervous so devise a clever scheme to make it look like the US is a victim in all this.
They find a European company developing a vaccine and try to blackmail them into "selling it" to the US.
They then make sure that the European press gets hold of the story.
Basic Scooby Doo plot stuff.
And he'd have gotten away with it it if weren't for us pesky kids.
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Post by mekon on Mar 16, 2020 10:26:48 GMT
Other theory. Israel did it.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Mar 16, 2020 11:48:55 GMT
Come on guys, looks like you're new to conspiracy theories. It goes like this: US attacks China because it is about to become the world's biggest financial power but making it look like a virus contracted by eating soup made from bats. Someone starts to suspect things and suggests that maybe bat soup wasn't the cause and maybe that nasty fat orange man had something to do with it. The clever people who help Trump get a bit nervous so devise a clever scheme to make it look like the US is a victim in all this. They find a European company developing a vaccine and try to blackmail them into "selling it" to the US. They then make sure that the European press gets hold of the story. Basic Scooby Doo plot stuff. And he'd have gotten away with it it if weren't for us pesky kids. Makes sense. But why the attempted Chinese cover up at the start? Why 2 strains?* The Chinese were working on their own virus but the Yanks beat them to it. Initially they thought it was their own virus getting out of the lab, hence thats why they tried to cover it up, but they realised it was the American virus causing the issues. *https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2020/03/04/coronavirus-has-mutated-aggressive-disease-say-scientists/ |
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Post by neilf on Mar 16, 2020 12:13:15 GMT
All I'll say is that Spain Flu didn't originate in Spain..! Just putting it out there  Before Christmas, a couple of guys at work had about a week off ans they had COVID-19 symptoms leading up to their absence. These viruses could've originated anywhere; in the last 50 years the 'world' has shrunk because of the way that air travel has developed, they spread so much quicker... We should all be worshipping Terry Gilliam for he is a profit... 12 Monkeys anyone? |
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Mar 16, 2020 12:31:37 GMT
All I'll say is that Spain Flu didn't originate in Spain..! Just putting it out there Before Christmas, a couple of guys at work had about a week off ans they had COVID-19 symptoms leading up to their absence. These viruses could've originated anywhere; in the last 50 years the 'world' has shrunk because of the way that air travel has developed, they spread so much quicker... We should all be worshipping Terry Gilliam for he is a profit... 12 Monkeys anyone? In 2012 I did a bike tour around Europe and caught a bug. Flu live symptoms, fever, dry cough which went on for about 3 months and was horrible. I had previously broken a rib (same one) twice before, and think I popped it again coughing. The coughing caused a chest infection, so had to have antibiotics and a chest x-ray to make sure it wasn't anything else. I had a week off work, but the doc wouldn't sign me off work after that. I dont fancy going through all that again. Whats different about this virus is they have looked at the DNA and found its a mix of bats and pangolins, the latter being a smaller armadillo type animal whose scales the Chinese use in some whacky medicine. I googled it and the scales are made of the same substance as finger nails, keratin. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangolin |
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Post by neilf on Mar 16, 2020 13:07:36 GMT
Blame it on Ozzy!
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Mar 16, 2020 14:45:48 GMT
Reports of Americans panic buying guns and ammo.
Because..., why not?
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Mar 16, 2020 15:56:26 GMT
Reports of Americans panic buying guns and ammo. Because..., why not? Well, you never know when you're gonna have to shoot up a secondary school. |
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Post by roobarb on Mar 16, 2020 15:57:52 GMT
"Any you fucking pricks COUGH! and I'll execute every mother fucking last one of yaow"
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Post by roobarb on Mar 16, 2020 16:01:01 GMT
Matt Hancock is planning for extra ventilators and the Americans are planning extra ventilations.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Mar 16, 2020 16:22:59 GMT
Reports of Americans panic buying guns and ammo. Because..., why not? Well, you never know when you're gonna have to shoot up a secondary school. Its so they can protect their 4 month stash of toilet roll. Newsthump had a good one, since mass gatherings are to be banned, mass shootings will now be done door to door. |
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