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Post by mekon on Jun 8, 2021 9:15:08 GMT
Well the law is mostly now you need to pass them with 1.5m space anyway in effect you shouldn't squeeze past even if they are single file.
The other theory is that you have less distance to pass if they are grouped up.
If they are on pinarellos and wearing rapha then run them over.
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Jun 8, 2021 17:31:35 GMT
All the weight I lost year is back. That might explain all the punctures.
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Post by pantah on Jun 8, 2021 18:00:51 GMT
Well the law is mostly now you need to pass them with 1.5m space anyway in effect you shouldn't squeeze past even if they are single file. The other theory is that you have less distance to pass if they are grouped up. If they are on pinarellos and wearing rapha then run them over. I give plenty of room when they are single file but it's brutal when you get the fucking kamikaze outrider basically acting traffic polis. Think I'll get a Blues Brothers style loudhailer to announce my presence. "Move aside you fat arsed licra wearing cunt. This is the police " That might do it. |
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Post by spentcase on Jun 8, 2021 18:39:18 GMT
All the weight I lost year is back. That might explain all the punctures. I'm on top of my phys, but cycling can just scoff out my filthy, hairy, matted ass. |
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Post by mekon on Jun 8, 2021 20:45:05 GMT
My fucking rear derailleur cable snapped on the way home and the cunting thing was stuck in top gear. Luckily there were too many hills. Cunt.
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Post by armstrongracer on Jun 8, 2021 21:50:01 GMT
Typical Fred seen out in South Shields recently..  |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jun 8, 2021 22:04:36 GMT
Doddery old cunt. You have to wonder what else the senile prick does for excitement. |
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Post by armstrongracer on Jun 8, 2021 22:15:32 GMT
Doddery old cunt. You have to wonder what else the senile prick does for excitement. Someone 22 years younger for starters, wish I was that doddery. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Aug 3, 2021 15:58:57 GMT
Knocked out my usual 40km in 1hr 55min yesterday. First time I've been under 2 hours this year and a good 20 minutes off my best from a few years ago.
To be honest, I'm feeling the years a bit now and that best time will undoubtedly remain a distant memory. The muscles are feeling the strain and it's just taken me a lot longer to get this point than any year before.
I know I'm very fit for my age but unfortunately that's not good enough as my biennial offshore medical has the same fitness test as every other cunt's.
I'll keep plugging away at the cycling for the next couple of months but will need to think about a winter regime.
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Post by beefus on Aug 3, 2021 16:08:04 GMT
Knocked out my usual 40km in 1hr 55min yesterday. First time I've been under 2 hours this year and a good 20 minutes off my best from a few years ago. To be honest, I'm feeling the years a bit now and that best time will undoubtedly remain a distant memory. The muscles are feeling the strain and it's just taken me a lot longer to get this point than any year before. I know I'm very fit for my age but unfortunately that's not good enough as my biennial offshore medical has the same fitness test as every other cunt's. I'll keep plugging away at the cycling for the next couple of months but will need to think about a winter regime. I think that's pretty impressive Noodlemeister.....I just walk now, can't cycle far as it aggravates my left knee (bakers cyst), I had a steroid injection last year and that really helped stop the pain but it's not a fix. I just keep putting off doing anything about it, although steriod anti-inflammatory seem to be the only treatment. How much do you weigh?...weight is everything in cycling...well not everything but has a big impact. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Aug 3, 2021 16:23:26 GMT
How much do you weigh?...weight is everything in cycling...well not everything but has a big impact. I'm 96kg at a height of 1.75m but I am needing a shite. I could do with getting this under 90kg but that's the primary purpose of the cycling. Just seems harder to shift as you get older. Edit: I've just checked my BMI and it turns out I need to pile on more height. |
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Aug 4, 2021 12:55:49 GMT
!!
I weigh considerably less than you Mr. Chow Mein and I'd struggle to keep up >20km/h for 2 hours.
Was that on a road or mountain bike?
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Aug 4, 2021 13:05:49 GMT
Mountain bike ClipClop. On tarmac though since they spent some cash on the canal towpath.
Really fancy a gravel bike but can't justify the outlay just now.
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Post by pantah on Aug 4, 2021 13:53:05 GMT
I'm no cyclist but looking at Chris Hoy and thinking he's no Dani Pedrosa but you can't argue with his medal tally. Maybe the noodlemeister has calfs the size of a young dolphin.
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Post by beefus on Aug 4, 2021 14:11:24 GMT
Different discipline though, out and out explosive power as opposed to distance (he was squatting 240kg at 90kg bodyweight....tres impressive!).
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