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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jan 2, 2022 11:44:05 GMT
Right you lazy fucking cunts, I see it's up to me again. You're lucky I'm on a shagging break.
1. The Queen. Nailed on.
2. Billy Connolly. Tragic but inevitable
3. Rod Stewart. Anyone who witnessed his woeful, geriatric performance on Graham Norton a few weeks ago would surely agree that it's time for him to go. Heart failure.
4. Another Rolling Stone. Is this allowed?
5. All remaining Beatles and not before time.
Wild card: Nonce Andrew. Fatal car crash in a Paris tunnel.
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Post by pantah on Jan 2, 2022 13:54:52 GMT
Right you lazy fucking cunts, I see it's up to me again. You're lucky I'm on a shagging break. 1. The Queen. Nailed on. 2. Billy Connolly. Tragic but inevitable 3. Rod Stewart. Anyone who witnessed his woeful, geriatric performance on Graham Norton a few weeks ago would surely agree that it's time for him to go. Heart failure. 4. Another Rolling Stone. Is this allowed? 5. All remaining Beatles and not before time. Wild card: Nonce Andrew. Fatal car crash in a Paris tunnel. Can't see The Queen croaking anytime soon. She's only 95 and in the royal world with personal physicians and a less than stressful lifestyle that's middle aged. Is Michael Douglas dead yet? If not I'll stick him on my list. I had Trump last year, I'm extending the warranty on that cunt. Priti Patel, boating accident, allegedly. |
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Post by roobarb on Jan 4, 2022 19:12:28 GMT
Right you lazy fucking cunts, I see it's up to me again. You're lucky I'm on a shagging break. It's because you're so good at it.
Deadpool thread creating, yeah? I wouldn't know about the squelchy grunty thing you got going on. Nor would I want to know. What's it like tho?
1. Rupert Murdoch. C'mon Satan, you've had your fun. It's high time you summoned your bestest minion back to base. 2. Alan Alda. I read a couple of years ago that he wasn't well. 3. Van Morrison. This Covid sceptic gonna catch two lungfuls of one or more of the future variants.
4. Jim Dale. The last of the original Carry On cast has gots to be sweating like Nonce Andrew never* could.
5. Ghislaine (pronounced "Gillan" by her horrible cunt brother on a recent broadcast by the former employer of Jimmy Savile) Maxwell. Will the jail
CCTV get turned off again I wonder to myself. Let's hope so, or not.
Wild card: Orlando Bloom. No idea why. Stupid name I guess. |
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Jan 7, 2022 11:36:32 GMT
I'm shite at this, but I'll go for the following luckless souls:
1) Bernard Cribbins
2) Steve Martin
3) Tom Jones
4) Jimmy Carter
5) OJ Simpson
Wild card: Donald Trump
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Post by pantah on Jan 7, 2022 17:10:42 GMT
Sydney Poitier.
Great actor. In the Heat of The Night was brilliant
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Post by armstrongracer on Jan 8, 2022 0:48:04 GMT
Was going to put Jimmy Carter in, will add Gorby to the potential dead presidents list.
Ah fuckit, I'll go for the triple, add Trump, all those cheese burgers will have to kick in soon
Ding Dong! Leslie Phillips hasn't had his bell rung yet, about time.
House of Lords celebrity death match: Dennis Skinner (Lab) v Bill Cash (Toff). One of thems got to stop collecting £300 a day this year.
Wild Card: Noodles banjo string. If it survives Thailand intact I'll be bloody surprised.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jan 8, 2022 2:54:27 GMT
Wild Card: Noodles banjo string. If it survives Thailand intact I'll be bloody surprised. I mean, you're joking but you're painfully close to the truth. It's been fucking relentless (or relentless fucking?). I'll be glad to get home for a rest. I've rattled that much viagra I've given myself a stiff back. |
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Post by roobarb on Jan 12, 2022 18:38:59 GMT
CONSPIRACY NONCE SENSE ALERT: If Phil the Bubble was still alive, would he arrange to have Virginia Guiffre driven through the Northbridge Tunnel with no CCTV evidence?
I'VE DONE MY OWN RESEARCH, MAN
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Post by pantah on Jan 16, 2022 16:28:56 GMT
Michael Lang, the guy who created and organised the Woodstock festival has died aged 77.
Half a million showed up for the festival and it was the forerunner for music festivals but none came close to the drug addled shagfest that was Woodstock.
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Post by armstrongracer on Jan 16, 2022 18:01:43 GMT
but none came close to the drug addled shagfest that was Woodstock. Believe me, I've tried... |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jan 21, 2022 8:41:10 GMT
So Meat Loaf kicks off 2022 as the first "celebrity" bucket kicker.
Whether you were a fan or not, you can't argue with his achievements. BooH was one of the biggest selling albums of all time.
Saw him once about 24 years ago. Took my daughter for her birthday. I had well grown out of his music by then and only really went for her but the show was extremely impressive so fair play.
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Post by pantah on Jan 21, 2022 9:16:36 GMT
RIP Mr Loaf and thank you for one of the soundtracks of my youth.
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Jan 21, 2022 9:29:01 GMT
Well, he did say he'd be gone when the morning comes....
I'll get me coat.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jan 21, 2022 10:13:56 GMT
The gig I saw him had been postponed due to ill health or something. The rescheduled date was bang on my daughter's 10th birthday which was perfect.
Hilariously, despite the original gig having been cancelled, a review of it appeared in the Scotsman the next day and led to the sacking of one lazy cunt of a music journalist 🤣
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Post by neilf on Jan 21, 2022 10:17:23 GMT
IMO, Meat Loaf's best performance wasn't even as a singer; for me it was his acting role in Fight Club.
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