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Post by mekon on Sept 27, 2021 16:39:48 GMT
I welcome rationing as some fat cunts need a lesson in not stuffing their fucking faces.
Been watching Ken Burn' Jazz documentary and it's hard to believe how fucking poor people used to be. Motherfuckers working 12 hour days to bring home enough money to maybe eat, if they were lucky.
Maybe if we have a period of crushing poverty in Britain we'll at least knock out some amazing musicians?
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Sept 28, 2021 14:05:19 GMT
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Post by mekon on Sept 28, 2021 17:56:42 GMT
I've got a theory.
You want to control covid figures but don't want another lockdown or to pay any more furlough.....
PETROL CRISIS!!! NO CUNT WILL GO ANYWHERE!!
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Post by beefus on Sept 29, 2021 9:09:24 GMT
DO people still drink that?....I tried some a few months ago, so sweet and sickly!....I probably shouldnt be surprised as the last time I had it I must have been about 12. Now Tunnocks tea-cakes, that's a whole other story...Mmmmmmm!!
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Sept 29, 2021 14:44:29 GMT
Xmas brexshit panic buying will be spectacular. Legs and wings will be ripped from the lifeless cadavers of plucked turkeys as festivity fans brawl in the aisles under a hail of Brussels sprouts, cauliflower florets and Aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings.
The army will be deployed yet again to ensure no one exceeds their ration quota of King Edwards at the checkout with instant execution the punishment for anyone caught trying to cheat the system.
Any request to buy gifts for the kids on amazon will simply be replied to thus 🤣
Better tell the little fuckers now that Santa's dead. It'll be easier in the long run.
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Post by jsrace on Sept 30, 2021 13:28:58 GMT
This thread is like a Monty Python sketch with a fat little Citizen Smiff spouting his imaginary scenarios as facts, while being goaded on by his side kick, By the way, I still haven’t seen any empty shelves yet and have heard there is a shortage of drivers across the Globe.
Brexit eh! What a bugger.
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Post by roobarb on Sept 30, 2021 17:06:52 GMT
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Post by mekon on Oct 1, 2021 13:33:39 GMT
Petrol wars continue. Got filled up again though. My local has been continually empty. Needs a LOCALS ONLY - NO BLACKS, NO IRISH sign up.
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Post by jsrace on Oct 1, 2021 15:16:43 GMT
Can anyone explain this, or will it just be regarded as trolling and have the thread sent to obscurity?
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Oct 1, 2021 16:19:17 GMT
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Post by jsrace on Oct 1, 2021 16:40:07 GMT
Phil! Please do fuck off you horrible creep
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Oct 1, 2021 18:28:37 GMT
Asks for an explanation.
Gets an explanation.
Dishes out vile abuse because the explanation doesn't fit his pathetic narrative.
What a manky, shit-stained toilet of a human you are, Slopey.
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Post by roobarb on Oct 1, 2021 18:41:49 GMT
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Post by roobarb on Oct 1, 2021 18:42:55 GMT
Why are attachments always so small on here?
I blame Brexit, Thatcher and Guy Anderson.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Oct 1, 2021 23:13:28 GMT
Why are attachments always so small on here? Sorry, my fault. I'm looking at it on my phone.
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