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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Sept 24, 2021 20:36:23 GMT
That garage on last night's evening ITV news was my garage. Looks like I'll be back on the bike for work.
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Post by mekon on Sept 24, 2021 21:11:57 GMT
Just been on a petrol quest. My local is fucking empty apart from 99 so i stuck that in KTM and went wandering for diesel. Got on a empty pump, got 1.80 out and it died. Switched the expensive shit and filled up. Cunt. I wouldn't join in but all my vehicles were nearly empty so I was fucked. I may try and cycle to work this week if the weather holds.  Almost there lads!! |
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Post by roobarb on Sept 25, 2021 7:20:08 GMT
Straight from a donkey's mouth (up to 00:40 if you can't bear it any longer)
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Post by roobarb on Sept 25, 2021 7:25:36 GMT
Took the dog out this morning and ten cars were queueing along the road to my local Esso.
Time? 7.00 AM
Normally, there might be two or three vehicles at the pumps at this time on a Saturday.
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Post by roobarb on Sept 25, 2021 7:43:10 GMT
WATCH THIS RUBBISH STAND-UP COMIC DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH LOLMAX!!!11! (Oh, it's actually the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom addressing the UN Assembly)
OK, I know it's off-topic but this is the fucking idiot who "GOT BREXIT DONE".
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Sept 25, 2021 11:12:09 GMT
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Post by roobarb on Sept 25, 2021 14:59:53 GMT
I'm starting to believe we are the unwitting players in a satire penned by Chris Morris.
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Post by mekon on Sept 25, 2021 16:30:45 GMT
Well most of The Day Today and Brass Eye now seems to be reality. I'm just waiting for 'gay desk' in the news section.
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Post by roobarb on Sept 25, 2021 16:47:58 GMT
I say we make migrants self-styled "Brexiteers" run on giant hamster wheels to power the nation. FTFY |
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Post by roobarb on Sept 25, 2021 16:50:02 GMT
GB NEWS IS GAY THATS WHY ANDREW HAD TO LEAVE
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Post by mekon on Sept 25, 2021 17:05:53 GMT
I'm pretty sure the A64 is gay and all Fiats are gay.
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Post by roobarb on Sept 25, 2021 17:41:11 GMT
GIRL! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
said Andrew Neil to Pamella Bordes
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Sept 27, 2021 9:09:10 GMT
#Toryscum government is offering short-term visas for foreign HGV drivers.
Who the fuck would want to come over here for 3 month's work just to be told to "fuck off back where you came from" on Xmas eve?
Better get back to the panic buying because this shite isn't getting better any time soon.
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Post by mekon on Sept 27, 2021 9:44:27 GMT
The best way round this is to make panic buying your hobby.
I was in WH Smiths earlier reading Panic Buying digest. Some cunt had bought all the copies of Panic Buying buyers guide though.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Sept 27, 2021 11:14:30 GMT
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