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Post by roobarb on May 25, 2021 18:54:33 GMT
No.
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Post by mekon on May 25, 2021 19:22:50 GMT
Fuck me Roobarb that's like my mate from work who mercy killed his budgie. Well that's what he says it was.
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Post by spentcase on May 25, 2021 19:43:27 GMT
I've heard hedgehogs shagging before.
Next to my old regiment in Germany there was a small zoo called the Tierpark and pissed up cunts were always breaking in and liberating one animal or another.
A big fuck off eagle escaped once and they never got it back, you'd often see it mooching around in the trees. It must've wreaked havoc on the local wildlife and pet population.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Jun 5, 2021 16:41:59 GMT
In NZ I windsurfed at a beach with a massive sealion having a kip at the waters edge. An hour later I think it joined me in the surf as I saw a big shadow on the wave ahead and it scared the crap out of me, I thought shark. Seen a few seals popping their heads up when kayaking in NZ. A paddle boarder in Poole Harbour had the local seal jump on his board for a ride, it made the local news as he had a go-pro. I think this beats all those though. Kayakers save pair of eagles drowning in Danube river. www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-57358082I liked her reply to why are you paddling up the river, she said why not, only dead fish go with the stream. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Aug 6, 2021 12:54:36 GMT
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Post by bella on Aug 6, 2021 13:18:37 GMT
Went to an elephant conservation place in Thailand a few years ago. It was a proper one that takes in rescue elephants. Not one of these shitehole gaffs that lets you ride the fat fuckers. Although we did all bathe them in a manky brown pool which, in hindsight, might have been worth avoiding. I totally connected with this older elephant. Gave it bananas, wiped its snot off my t-shirt. There was a mutual meeting of minds as I stroked his large trunk (leave it!). And then, without any warning whatsoever, he charged over to this younger, smaller elephant and knocked absolute fuck out of it. To say I was disappointed was an understatement. We all learned something that day. The guy is ever so pleased with his penis / elephants trunk transplant, but not so happy with it repeatedly stuffing apples up his arse. |
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