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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 26, 2021 20:13:13 GMT
I've googled her and she's 62. Based on Spents' clear inside knowledge, I estimate she would need just under 5 litres of 10w40 to get her up to optimal operating temperature. Safe bet she runs a dry sump too. This could take a bit of planning.
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on May 26, 2021 21:04:40 GMT
I've googled her and she's 62. Based on Spents' clear inside knowledge, I estimate she would need just under 5 litres of 10w40 to get her up to optimal operating temperature. Safe bet she runs a dry sump too. This could take a bit of planning. No need. She'd have it all covered. She oozes class and elegance. I reckon she could piss into a bottle six feet away with no splashes and look like a ballerina while doing it. She'd have candles lit and all sorts. It would be well romantic. You would rather the grubby type who's panties sound like velcro when removed coz they're stuck on and pisses like a sprinkler system. |
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Post by spentcase on May 26, 2021 21:24:33 GMT
I've googled her and she's 62. Based on Spents' clear inside knowledge, I estimate she would need just under 5 litres of 10w40 to get her up to optimal operating temperature. Safe bet she runs a dry sump too. This could take a bit of planning. No need. She'd have it all covered. She oozes class and elegance. I reckon she could piss into a bottle six feet away with no splashes and look like a ballerina while doing it. She'd have candles lit and all sorts. It would be well romantic. You would rather the grubby type who's panties sound like velcro when removed coz they're stuck on and pisses like a sprinkler system. I'm with Eduardo on this. It's about time I considered a classy burd. I've seen enough fannies like pork pies where you have to bite through the crust and lick out the jelly just to get to the meat, in my time. It's time for a change. |
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Post by mekon on May 26, 2021 21:40:37 GMT
God damn.......
Time to watch a Gaspar Noé film to straighten myself up now.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 26, 2021 22:17:01 GMT
I've googled her and she's 62. Based on Spents' clear inside knowledge, I estimate she would need just under 5 litres of 10w40 to get her up to optimal operating temperature. Safe bet she runs a dry sump too. This could take a bit of planning. No need. She'd have it all covered. She oozes class and elegance. I reckon she could piss into a bottle six feet away with no splashes and look like a ballerina while doing it. She'd have candles lit and all sorts. It would be well romantic. You would rather the grubby type who's panties sound like velcro when removed coz they're stuck on and pisses like a sprinkler system. You're a gullible cunt Eddie, as well as a bastard. If I stuck an ice cream cone on a Zebra's napper you'd believe it was a fucking unicorn. Her pish tastes of vinegar and decaying flippers and she has fanny walls of coarse wet and dry. Her tits are like vacuum deflated leather footballs from the inaugural 1930 world cup (yes I googled that!), her neck is like a 5 string bass guitar and she wears slimline bathroom aids. The only way she is pishing any distance without splashing is with a full medical team hauling her flaps out to a 75cm radius then folding them back in, leaving a minge the shape of an untied balloon to direct the flow. She will indeed have candles lit. 8 of them. Hanging out of her like the last few matchmakers in a family box except on fire a bit at the end. Yes, maybe I do prefer a bint who's knicker removal sounds like a 6 year-old orphan speed-munching a bag of spicy Nik-Naks but you know what? Honesty. That's what. I know what I'm getting. You're in for years of PTSD after a 2 hour motel hire with Ms Von Der Leyen. Hell mend you. Give us a shout if it's any good... |
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on May 26, 2021 22:28:48 GMT
No need. She'd have it all covered. She oozes class and elegance. I reckon she could piss into a bottle six feet away with no splashes and look like a ballerina while doing it. She'd have candles lit and all sorts. It would be well romantic. You would rather the grubby type who's panties sound like velcro when removed coz they're stuck on and pisses like a sprinkler system. You're a gullible cunt Eddie, as well as a bastard. If I stuck an ice cream cone on a Zebra's napper you'd believe it was a fucking unicorn. Her pish tastes of vinegar and decaying flippers and she has fanny walls of coarse wet and dry. Her tits are like vacuum deflated leather footballs from the inaugural 1930 world cup (yes I googled that!), her neck is like a 5 string bass guitar and she wears slimline bathroom aids. The only way she is pishing any distance without splashing is with a full medical team hauling her flaps out to a 75cm radius then folding them back in, leaving a minge the shape of an untied balloon to direct the flow. Yes, maybe I do prefer a bint who's knicker removal sounds like a 6 year-old orphan speed-munching a bag of spicy Nik-Naks but you know what? Honesty. That's what. I know what I'm getting. You're in for years of PTSD after a 2 hour motel hire with Ms Von Der Leyen. Hell mend you. Give us a shout if it's any good...  Quadrice. |
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Post by armstrongracer on May 26, 2021 22:43:27 GMT
Had a gander at Wiki to see whats in it for me. She was a doctor and her bro is CEO of Deezer. Squeezed 7 sprogs out so it's probably all a bit flappy paddles below. Got medical training though so I'd go for the old prostate milking and score some free sounds from her bro. Alles gut!
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Post by bella on May 27, 2021 5:40:25 GMT
Aye, i knew the noodle would be in, a whiff of her boudoir odour past his nostrils and he'll be charging around the place like a rabid Hyena sniffing out a menstruating wildebeest.
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on May 27, 2021 6:01:18 GMT
No need. She'd have it all covered. She oozes class and elegance. I reckon she could piss into a bottle six feet away with no splashes and look like a ballerina while doing it. She'd have candles lit and all sorts. It would be well romantic. You would rather the grubby type who's panties sound like velcro when removed coz they're stuck on and pisses like a sprinkler system. I'm with Eduardo on this. It's about time I considered a classy burd. I've seen enough fannies like pork pies where you have to bite through the crust and lick out the jelly just to get to the meat, in my time. It's time for a change. Having slept on it, I'm still contemplating counselling on the back of this. |
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Post by bella on May 27, 2021 13:07:48 GMT
Fuck me, my next pork pie will not in the name of hell know what's hit it.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on May 27, 2021 14:24:07 GMT
So we dont think Frau vd Leyen's naughtiest moment was 'running through a field of wheat' then?
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Post by spentcase on May 27, 2021 17:13:52 GMT
Had a gander at Wiki to see whats in it for me. She was a doctor and her bro is CEO of Deezer. Squeezed 7 sprogs out so it's probably all a bit flappy paddles below. Got medical training though so I'd go for the old prostate milking and score some free sounds from her bro. Alles gut! 7 fucking kids!? Turn it in. Her vag' would need a resleeve for sure. Shove a shoulder of ham up there and pull the bone out, she'll be as good as new(ish). |
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Post by spentcase on May 27, 2021 21:43:15 GMT
So we dont think Frau vd Leyen's naughtiest moment was 'running through a field of wheat' then? That's exactly what we're saying, Patek Philippe. I think that in her case, frozen poo dildos would be just the tip of a particularly sordid and degenerate iceberg. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 27, 2021 21:55:57 GMT
I previously engaged with this thread with enthusiasm and vigour however I now realise that I'm hopelessly out of my depth and would appreciate some cunt showing me the door.
I've never simultaneously vomited and masturbated so much since my 40s.
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Post by mekon on Jun 2, 2021 7:30:42 GMT
Seeing as it's gay month  |
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