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Post by mekon on May 23, 2021 13:01:40 GMT
Even when we go full homo we still don't win or even get a decent amount of points. The UK act could consist of people inserting fruit into their rectums whilst singing 'bumbangabumbum' to a eurobeat and we'd still get nowhere. How odd. Just a few days ago homophobia was terrible when brown Muslims were doing it. Now it's ok? For the life of me I can't figure out the difference. You assume I'm against it. |
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Post by mekon on May 23, 2021 13:31:27 GMT
There's a guitar part going on bumbangabumbum if you want? No massive solos though.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on May 23, 2021 14:23:08 GMT
The Polish jury ranked us 11th, 1 place off un point. The Polish public ranked us as, well rank, last. Scroll down to the bottom for the UK. Maybe thats the reason, we are alphabetically last. They all ran out of the good points by the time they got to us. Yeah, thats it. After the UK splits, England will be right up there, Wales can be last. eurovision.tv/event/rotterdam-2021/grand-final/results/polandThe Ozzies ranked us 21st. Guess there are a load of ex-pats there? eurovision.tv/event/rotterdam-2021/grand-final/results/australiaI see TFI jury all ranked us last, ganging up. Not even the French did that  eurovision.tv/event/rotterdam-2021/grand-final/results/israelMaybe we should go and invade them all (again for some) and teach them a lesson, return to the British Empire, Rule Britannia. This photo sprang to mind. Our Eurovision entry was like a tin of baked beans versus nice stuff. Like Toad-in-the-hole at a food festival. Austin Allegro at a car fest. We can do better than that. What would the Spice Girls have done in their day.  |
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on May 23, 2021 14:38:16 GMT
I suppose you could make a heavy drinking piss take evening of it. Like Terry Wogan did. Shit, he was ahead of the game alright.
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Post by mekon on May 23, 2021 14:39:15 GMT
Maybe year we need to field a drill number about how we will stab them all if get no respect?
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Post by mekon on May 23, 2021 14:47:06 GMT
Actually I think a number fronted by spentcase and Droog dressed like Lord Humongous and Wez could be a winner. The background dancers would be replaced by riders on E bikes doing eco friendly donuts on tyres made from recycled rubber.
The video wall could have Phil windsurfing the channel and Diego waving a Spanish flag.
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Post by pantah on May 23, 2021 14:50:54 GMT
Didn’t watch it. Not because it’s gay.
Because it’s shite.
I did however watch the Father Ted Eurosong episode. My lovely horse is a fine song 😄
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Post by Droog on May 23, 2021 16:44:48 GMT
Actually I think a number fronted by spentcase and Droog dressed like Lord Humongous and Wez could be a winner. The background dancers would be replaced by riders on E bikes doing eco friendly donuts on tyres made from recycled rubber. The video wall could have Phil windsurfing the channel and Diego waving a Spanish flag. Who would be Lord Humongous? Me or Spents? And more importantly, who will be playing The Toadie? |
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Post by mekon on May 23, 2021 16:48:38 GMT
Noodle could be The Toadie. After the guitar solo can try and catch the metal boomberang and get his fingers chopped off.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 23, 2021 16:53:46 GMT
Didn’t watch it. Not because it’s gay. Because it’s shite. This sums it up. I've never watched a fucking second of that shite. Fuck knows how cunts can watch it for four fucking hours or whatever. Not even the promise of quality fanny could persuade me to sit through even the briefest segment of it. In fact, I'm disgusted with myself for posting on a thread about it because, even in a small way, it confirms that I acknowledge its existence. It can't fuck off far enough for me. It really can't. Not a fan. |
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Post by spentcase on May 23, 2021 18:03:54 GMT
Actually I think a number fronted by spentcase and Droog dressed like Lord Humongous and Wez could be a winner. The background dancers would be replaced by riders on E bikes doing eco friendly donuts on tyres made from recycled rubber. The video wall could have Phil windsurfing the channel and Diego waving a Spanish flag. Who would be Lord Humongous? Me or Spents? It might have to be you fella. I might be bald and have the type of sexual appetite that would only be considered even marginally legal in a lawless post apocalyptic world, but that's where the similarities end. |
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Post by mekon on May 23, 2021 18:28:11 GMT
Spentcase would be Lord Humungous because of the MMA chokehold he puts on Wez.
I myself feel a greater affinity for the original Mad Max bike gang. Or even Jim Goose, though that bird he shags is proper weird looking.
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Post by roobarb on May 23, 2021 18:50:46 GMT
that bird he shags is proper weird looking. Hazel O'Connor is sweetly pretty and I want to protect her.
Not tonight though. Bit tired*
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Post by Droog on May 23, 2021 19:22:13 GMT
I ask because I don't want to be Wez. Not after he played that awful villain in Commando. I'm too small to be Lord Humungous. I think I'll have to be Max. If I can't be Max, I'll be one of the extras who ends up under the Tanker in the final act.
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Post by Droog on May 23, 2021 19:23:42 GMT
I re-watched Stone the other month. There is a good documentary about the filming of Stone on youtube.
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