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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 24, 2021 21:38:52 GMT
It's Ursula von der Leyen. Would you drill her? How strong is her pulse? |
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Post by spentcase on May 24, 2021 21:49:18 GMT
It's Ursula von der Leyen. Would you drill her? How strong is her pulse? Strong enough to hold political office, so she could probably manage 'once round the wall of death' with one of us fiends. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 24, 2021 21:54:13 GMT
I'm in.
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Post by spentcase on May 25, 2021 7:17:02 GMT
Nice. I can't lie, I would be down for it on a purely physical basis. |
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Post by mekon on May 25, 2021 7:18:35 GMT
She looks like an obergruppenführer's mistress.
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Post by roobarb on May 25, 2021 7:26:34 GMT
The first time I've seen Godwin's Law applied to a conversation about a MILF.
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Post by mekon on May 25, 2021 7:31:35 GMT
Looks more GILF to me.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 25, 2021 7:57:06 GMT
Is she coming over to mine or do I need to go to Brussels and do her over a table in front of the entire EU parliament with Farage waving a tiny union jack while Widdecombe leans over and vigorously wanks him off using the forefinger and thumb of her right hand; her massive left hand resting on the cheeks of his pale white arse to steady the ship in preparation for the disappointment of his dismal little spaff?
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Post by spentcase on May 25, 2021 8:28:46 GMT
Is she coming over to mine or do I need to go to Brussels and do her over a table in front of the entire EU parliament with Farage waving a tiny union jack while Widdecombe leans over and vigorously wanks him off using the forefinger and thumb of her right hand; her massive left hand resting on the cheeks of his pale white arse to steady the ship in preparation for the disappointment of his dismal little spaff? That was just pure Clive Barker level horror. I was thinking about just having a good time in the bar, you both know that it's there if you want it and she comes back to your hotel. Just normal straight forward sexy-time. As it stands now, after reading your account, I will need some form of chemical intervention just to be able to access the inevitable years of counselling that I will require. |
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Post by roobarb on May 25, 2021 14:58:02 GMT
That's just splitting Herrs. |
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on May 25, 2021 18:06:32 GMT
So I didn't know whether to put this in here or Brexit, but given that it contains some titillation I figured this was the right place. So here's the scenario, leaving all politics aside, you're on holiday in the South of France. It's about ten at night, you're in a bar with a chilled vibe, live music, you feel energised from the warm weather and the first few beers and some burd starts talking to you. She's got a few miles on the clock but she clearly keeps herself in shape and she can hold a solid conversation on pretty much anything, not to mention she kind of digs your risque jokes. There's clearly chemistry between you. It's Ursula von der Leyen. Would you drill her? Twice. |
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Post by spentcase on May 25, 2021 21:27:40 GMT
So I didn't know whether to put this in here or Brexit, but given that it contains some titillation I figured this was the right place. So here's the scenario, leaving all politics aside, you're on holiday in the South of France. It's about ten at night, you're in a bar with a chilled vibe, live music, you feel energised from the warm weather and the first few beers and some burd starts talking to you. She's got a few miles on the clock but she clearly keeps herself in shape and she can hold a solid conversation on pretty much anything, not to mention she kind of digs your risque jokes. There's clearly chemistry between you. It's Ursula von der Leyen. Would you drill her? Twice. Just think though, Eduardo. Politicians are renowned for their unnatural sexual appetites, so when you add that to her European flair for the extravagant then you could be in for all sorts. I'm thinking pissing as just a warm up act, and I don't mean mediocre stuff like you sat on the edge of the bath having one off the wrist as she takes a whizz. No I'm talking you lying in the bath furiously milking so that the backs of your heels and shoulder blades are the only thing in contact with the bath and she's stood over you straining as hard as she can to force out pastis scented piss onto your junk with enough velocity to create maximum splash. She'll apply a classic European hold open shot, not only for your visual delectation, but to also continue pissing in a lazy 120 degree horizontal beamwidth, followed by a cheeky hip rotation to form elaborate piss arcs. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 25, 2021 21:30:06 GMT
Just think though, Eduardo. Politicians are renowned for their unnatural sexual appetites, so when you add that to her European flair for the extravagant then you could be in for all sorts. I'm thinking pissing as just a warm up act, and I don't mean mediocre stuff like you sat on the edge of the bath having one off the wrist as she takes a whizz. No I'm talking you lying in the bath furiously milking so that the backs of your heels and shoulder blades are the only thing in contact with the bath and she's stood over you straining as hard as she can to force out pastis scented piss onto your junk with enough velocity to create maximum splash. She'll apply a classic European hold open shot, not only for your visual delectation, but to also continue pissing in a lazy 120 degree horizontal beamwidth, followed by a cheeky hip rotation to form elaborate piss arcs. I'm out! I'm out! |
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on May 25, 2021 21:42:19 GMT
Just think though, Eduardo. Politicians are renowned for their unnatural sexual appetites, so when you add that to her European flair for the extravagant then you could be in for all sorts. I'm thinking pissing as just a warm up act, and I don't mean mediocre stuff like you sat on the edge of the bath having one off the wrist as she takes a whizz. No I'm talking you lying in the bath furiously milking so that the backs of your heels and shoulder blades are the only thing in contact with the bath and she's stood over you straining as hard as she can to force out pastis scented piss onto your junk with enough velocity to create maximum splash. She'll apply a classic European hold open shot, not only for your visual delectation, but to also continue pissing in a lazy 120 degree horizontal beamwidth, followed by a cheeky hip rotation to form elaborate piss arcs. Thrice. |
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on May 26, 2021 20:05:07 GMT
Line. Crossed.
;0)
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