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Post by pantah on Apr 16, 2021 9:05:35 GMT
Bobby Sands would have loved this thread.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Apr 16, 2021 9:20:18 GMT
A few years back we had a dirty protest thing going on across the site. It seemed to be men and women at it. Someone was dropping logs on the staircase, smearing crap on door handles and we kept having to get the toilets steam cleaned due to some Bobby Sands type stuff. The men's toilet took the biggest hits but my then girlfriend said she was in the women's cubicle and another woman walked in and literally pissed on the floor and walked out. Crazy stuff, must have been like a mental disease that spread. Oddly enough it all stopped after a round of redundancies, which one again was mainly those higher up. I was totally believing this right up to the bit where you said you had a girlfriend. |
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Post by mekon on Apr 16, 2021 10:07:56 GMT
I must be in the matrix at the moment as I now have a wife.
I wonder what sort of shits Neo did in the Matrix?
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Apr 16, 2021 10:21:01 GMT
I've always wondered why pubic hair wasn't used in flood defense systems given its capacity to divert the flow of water. |
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Post by bella on Apr 16, 2021 10:27:48 GMT
Also diverts the flow of blood.
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Apr 16, 2021 10:29:07 GMT
Also diverts the flow of blood. Is there a doctor in the house? |
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Post by mekon on May 14, 2021 10:24:18 GMT
Fuck me. NOw I've got a date with the arse doctor. Got these odd shooting pains up my arse for a few days, then they completely stopped. Anyway I booked doc appointment when I had the pains and was hoping she'd just say it was stress. No, I've got to go for the arse prodding.
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Post by spentcase on May 14, 2021 10:59:01 GMT
Fuck me. NOw I've got a date with the arse doctor. Got these odd shooting pains up my arse for a few days, then they completely stopped. Anyway I booked doc appointment when I had the pains and was hoping she'd just say it was stress. No, I've got to go for the arse prodding. Hold on, is the bum doctor a woman? I'm not asking due to any doubting of her abilities based on gender, I am sure that she's an excellent doctor. I'm just thinking that you are possibly going to get your lock picked by a burd, for free. It's like you've won some kind of sexytime medical lottery. It appears that the fortunes of non-cunt day have smiled upon you. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 14, 2021 11:02:50 GMT
Fuck me. NOw I've got a date with the arse doctor. Got these odd shooting pains up my arse for a few days, then they completely stopped. Anyway I booked doc appointment when I had the pains and was hoping she'd just say it was stress. No, I've got to go for the arse prodding. Hold on, is the bum doctor a woman? I'm not asking due to any doubting of her abilities based on gender, I am sure that she's an excellent doctor. I'm just thinking that you are possibly going to get your lock picked by a burd, for free. It's like you've won some kind of sexytime medical lottery. Bear in mind that any such joy will be fully negated if she's an absolute sea monster in her early 60s. Unless you happen to be Wayne Rooney of course. |
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Post by mekon on May 14, 2021 11:03:26 GMT
It is indeed a female doctor. If you want to pretend to be me I can arrange it? Or maybe I'll then end with diagnosis I don't want?
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Post by spentcase on May 14, 2021 11:05:08 GMT
Hold on, is the bum doctor a woman? I'm not asking due to any doubting of her abilities based on gender, I am sure that she's an excellent doctor. I'm just thinking that you are possibly going to get your lock picked by a burd, for free. It's like you've won some kind of sexytime medical lottery. Bear in mind that any such joy will be fully negated if she's an absolute sea monster in her early 60s. Unless you happen to be Wayne Rooney of course. Ah, but it could be Helen Mirren in a cheap Amazon fancy dress nurse's outfit. PHWOOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!! |
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Post by spentcase on May 14, 2021 11:11:41 GMT
Or maybe I'll then end with diagnosis I don't want? Ha ha! I can just imagine the letter. Dear Mr Mekon, I regret to inform you that you have incurable tertiary jungle syphilis and the infection appears to have been in place for at least 30 years. Happy non-cunt day. Yours sincerely Dr Brenda Crumpet (assologist) |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 14, 2021 11:14:15 GMT
Bear in mind that any such joy will be fully negated if she's an absolute sea monster in her early 60s. Unless you happen to be Wayne Rooney of course. Ah, but it could be Helen Mirren in a cheap Amazon fancy dress nurse's outfit. PHWOOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!! I know the arts industry has suffered more than most due to the pandemic but I'd be quite surprised if Ms Mirren had resorted to hoop prodding to make a few shekels. She's been in films and everything. In any case, I think she'd be more likely to wank tramps behind the Tesco bins. She just seems more likely to enjoy the danger. |
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Post by spentcase on May 14, 2021 11:38:14 GMT
Ah, but it could be Helen Mirren in a cheap Amazon fancy dress nurse's outfit. PHWOOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!! I know the arts industry has suffered more than most due to the pandemic but I'd be quite surprised if Ms Mirren had resorted to hoop prodding to make a few shekels. She's been in films and everything. In any case, I think she'd be more likely to wank tramps behind the Tesco bins. She just seems more likely to enjoy the danger. I think that the Helen Mirren of Caligula courted danger. But we all get older and prefer a bit of comfort. I think the Helen Mirren of the fast and the furious is clearly okay with taking the easier job. Whether or not rummaging around in Meeks' rear-loader constitutes an easy buck is a different matter. |
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on May 14, 2021 11:53:09 GMT
Ah, but it could be Helen Mirren in a cheap Amazon fancy dress nurse's outfit. PHWOOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!! I know the arse industry Fixed that for ya! |
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