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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 1, 2018 17:22:02 GMT
Fellow cunts, as some of you know, 2 years ago I lost my daughter after a lengthy battle with bulimia. This Saturday (05/05/18) I will be risking life, limb and arse integrity to take part in the Kintyre way Ultra Cyclosportive. www.kintyrewayultra.org/cyclesportive/It's a 42 mile painfest with enough combined elevation to bag a munro. I'm overweight and undertrained for this folly. I'll be attempting to raise funds for Beat which is a charity that provides vital support to eating disorder sufferers and their families. I can't overstate the importance of the services these guys provide. They are genuinely saving lives. www.beateatingdisorders.org.uk/Please donate if you can. Share it on your social medias. Increased awareness of the severity of this condition is just as important as raising funds. www.justgiving.com/fundraising/gordon-dayThank you for your support and I promise that I will never call you cunts again. Assuming I survive...
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Post by pantah on May 1, 2018 17:36:39 GMT
Good luck Gordon, sorry, El Noodle. You're a brave/stupid man. Nae cheating mind.
I made a donation but i'm still a cunt and always will be. You'll never take away my cuntishness
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 1, 2018 18:15:43 GMT
Much appreciated Pants.
You are definitely a cunt's cunt.
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on May 1, 2018 18:42:58 GMT
Done.
Happy to have donated but I wish it was under different circumstances.
You are among friends here. We are a band of cunts.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 1, 2018 18:48:37 GMT
Cheers Eddie, you fucking legendary cunt.
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Post by vazy on May 1, 2018 19:16:14 GMT
Sorted, watch your enormous knackers don't get tangled up in the front sprocket #toptip
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 1, 2018 19:37:05 GMT
Thanks Vazy you utter cunt
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Post by norbs on May 1, 2018 21:18:08 GMT
Done. You're a cunt, but you're the Shiney kind of cunt that I like.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 1, 2018 22:01:14 GMT
Cheers Norbs. You're a right good cunt
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Post by neilf on May 2, 2018 9:02:24 GMT
Cunting money donated, Noodle.
Is a collection of cunts a "shower"? Or is that reserved for bastards?
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 2, 2018 9:17:47 GMT
Many thanks Neil you special cunt.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 2, 2018 10:22:06 GMT
The gods of cuntery are smiling. I have been issued my competitor's number. It is my favourite number, a true cunt's number and I don't even recall telling them I was a James Whitham fan 😂 You can follow my fate on www.kitst.co.uk
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Post by pantah on May 2, 2018 12:28:11 GMT
That’s handy. When you’re lying upside down in the dirt they can still tell what number you are.
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Post by Droog on May 2, 2018 14:10:42 GMT
Donated. Good luck fella.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 2, 2018 14:31:41 GMT
Thank you Droog you mental cunt
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