Just Give Ous Yer Fookin' Mooneh!

Donated, good luck with the ride.

Cheers Phil you windswept cunt

Well that was absolutely fucking brutal. I knew it was off road but I expected forest tracks and trails, which it was for a lot of it but a few miles were unrideable. Carrying the bike was tough going over mud and rocks and some of the downhill sections were fucking treacherous. One cunt binned it right in front of me straight into a 6 foot deep ditch. I had expected to take 6 hours but that was on the assumption of decent tracks. My final time was 6hrs 45min which included one food stop and 3 stops for a shite so i missed my timing target but happy I survived.

Funniest moment of the day was at registration. The wee old highland granny giving out the competitor's numbers said "oh 69, ye'll no forget that wan eh son?"

Many, many thanks again for all your donations. It really makes a massive difference.

I did Eddie. Her fanny was quite dusty and tasted of hay

Well done you hard as nails cunt. Respect to brother noodle. You must be a few kilos lighter after all that exertion and three shites.

Look, about the shites, it was actually 2 shite stops but after the first one I wiped my arse, pulled up my soggy, sweaty boxers and shorts and was about to wash my hands when I needed another shite. I've scored this as 2 shites which I believe to be within the regulations. I was in there for 15 minutes ffs.

Well done mate, I'll bung some dosh in. Myself and the lad are actually doing a walk for the suicide charity Pieta House at 4 am tomorrow morning. Only 5k so doesn't even begin to compare with yours except for the fact I had a fancy new Titanium hip 7 weeks ago, so might need to chow down on some meds first.