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Jun 27, 2021 20:09:27 GMT
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jun 27, 2021 20:09:27 GMT
The Pentagon have finally released a report about UFOs and it basically says "fuck knows." So here's my UFO story. I did see a UFO and it's not a particular exciting story. About 30 years ago, I was out walking the dug one night. It was a very clear night so I was stargazing a bit. I saw what I initially thought was a shooting star before I realised that it wasn't going quite that fast and I was still watching it. So that was it. A distant light in the sky. Not quite fast enough to be a shooting star but much, much faster than a plane. Then it changed direction. A full 90deg turn without seemingly slowing down. The sort of manoeuvre that you couldn't imagine anyone surviving at that speed. Then it stopped. Then it moved off again at speed. I watched it dart about the sky for a couple of minutes before it disappeared and that was it. I didn't get anally probed or any of the other fun stuff you normally associate with UFO sightings and I've never seen anything like it since. The way it moved though and the speeds it carried were just incredible. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jun/25/ufo-report-pentagon-security-experts-reaction |
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Jun 27, 2021 20:38:34 GMT
Post by Droog on Jun 27, 2021 20:38:34 GMT
I've not seen anything myself but I have heard similar stories to yours from friends over the years.
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Jun 27, 2021 20:51:13 GMT
Post by Eddie The Bastard on Jun 27, 2021 20:51:13 GMT
When I was a kid I saw something in the sky when out on Ashdown Forest. I was on my own and legged it or rode home to tell my parents. The thing is it was daylight and we were close to Gatwick Airport (well, close for 'planes) so I decided I'd hallucinated. Before they lost their marbles, my mum recalled me reporting it many years later. A few years ago reading some UFO article, I saw a sketch of what I had 'seen'. elnoodle the reasonable you saw something military, I had a brain fart. |
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Jun 27, 2021 21:12:35 GMT
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jun 27, 2021 21:12:35 GMT
I don't think it was military. This was 30 years ago. If that sort of speed was achievable then, I doubt we'd have crawled our way to Mars recently.
Also, was it manned? There's no way any cunt could have survived those high speed direction changes.
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Jun 27, 2021 22:12:16 GMT
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Post by pantah on Jun 27, 2021 22:12:16 GMT
I had a similar experience about 20 years ago. My wife and I drove to our local village and stopped in for a drink one night. I had soft drinks before anyone thinks my mind was blurred. We decided to get chips and drive to a nearby beauty spot to eat them and were parked up in this tiny car park overlooking the bay and nature reserve. We were the only ones there and it was a clear night. I saw lights ahead in the distance which I thought was strange as it was a nature reserve and no roads on it the lights initially looked like it was some cunt on a moto crosser doing jumps but there was total silence and the lights were moving weirdly. We both looked at each other and tried to fathom it out but were at the same time scared as our brains couldn't compute what the fuck it was. All of a sudden the lights seemed to converge then shot up vertically and disappeared. By then we just wanted to get the fuck out of there, i started the car and we drove home in silence and never spoke about it till we were back home. It was definitely unidentified, it definitely flew, and it most definitely was an object.
I've since seen programmes about UFO and this twirly shooty up light thing seems to be a common sighting.
I also don't believe we were taken and mind melted but funnily i can fully understand Klingon.
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Jun 27, 2021 23:23:05 GMT
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jun 27, 2021 23:23:05 GMT
I had a similar experience about 20 years ago. My wife and I drove to our local village and stopped in for a drink one night. I had soft drinks before anyone thinks my mind was blurred. We decided to get chips and drive to a nearby beauty spot to eat them and were parked up in this tiny car park overlooking the bay and nature reserve. We were the only ones there and it was a clear night. I saw lights ahead in the distance which I thought was strange as it was a nature reserve and no roads on it the lights initially looked like it was some cunt on a moto crosser doing jumps but there was total silence and the lights were moving weirdly. We both looked at each other and tried to fathom it out but were at the same time scared as our brains couldn't compute what the fuck it was. All of a sudden the lights seemed to converge then shot up vertically and disappeared. By then we just wanted to get the fuck out of there, i started the car and we drove home in silence and never spoke about it till we were back home. It was definitely unidentified, it definitely flew, and it most definitely was an object. I've since seen programmes about UFO and this twirly shooty up light thing seems to be a common sighting. I also don't believe we were taken and mind melted but funnily i can fully understand Klingon. You were so space bummed. |
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Post by pantah on Jun 28, 2021 10:40:04 GMT
I was also abducted in the 80's on a late night drive home to the Scottish borders after a serious night on the pipe. Stopped the car after seeing what i thought was a plane above but too low and miles from the nearest airport. Again no sound from the spaceship and my memory was again wiped after they clearly must have decided that after the mind meld there absolutely nothing to learn from the human race.
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Post by bella on Jun 28, 2021 15:03:06 GMT
My only plausible explanation is NASA trying out some top secret technology, if they can get a man on the Moon or reach Mars then why not some sort of unmanned small craft ripping about Earths atmosphere.
Either that or Harry Potter was playing Quidditch long before we realised.
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