Post by pantah on Jun 12, 2021 13:08:34 GMT
How far back can you remember? Drink and drugs addled the old grey matter but I have three distinct memories as a a pre 5 year old junior cunt.
I remember after being taught how to tie my shoelaces sitting on the front door step repeating it till it stuck. Must have been around 3.
Also I recall removing the stabilisers on my bike and wobbling down the road. My dad never even took me to a park, it was straight on the road.
What really etched in my brain though was first day at primary school. Lot's of kids were crying, extracted from their mums for the first time and I was sat in my desk next to this other kid, front row right in front of the teacher. I became aware of this smell and looked at this wee waif sat next to me and saw shite on his leg. Can't remember if I grassed him up but the lasting image was the teacher leading him by the hand out of the class, liquid shite running down his leg. Remember it was shorts back then so no hiding.
One things for sure, if I can remember it that poor cunt would have fucking nightmares about that embarrassment.
I remember after being taught how to tie my shoelaces sitting on the front door step repeating it till it stuck. Must have been around 3.
Also I recall removing the stabilisers on my bike and wobbling down the road. My dad never even took me to a park, it was straight on the road.
What really etched in my brain though was first day at primary school. Lot's of kids were crying, extracted from their mums for the first time and I was sat in my desk next to this other kid, front row right in front of the teacher. I became aware of this smell and looked at this wee waif sat next to me and saw shite on his leg. Can't remember if I grassed him up but the lasting image was the teacher leading him by the hand out of the class, liquid shite running down his leg. Remember it was shorts back then so no hiding.
One things for sure, if I can remember it that poor cunt would have fucking nightmares about that embarrassment.
