Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 29, 2021 12:49:38 GMT
...my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World
So sang ultra violent art-rock band Queen on their classic album: Queen Greatest Hits.
Decades before MMA was even conceived, Queen famously had a fighting cage constructed in their dressing room backstage of every gig. Wide-eyed sexually curious young men would be plucked from the audience with the promise of 20 minutes of "rough and tumble" with Freddie Mercury. Imagine their disappointment when they discovered that being pounded in the ring by Freddie turned out not to be the romantic encounter they had anticipated as they trudged off home with their eyes pummeled to bruised slits and half of their teeth wrapped in what was formerly their scrotum.
The good people of Glasgow have also been crowned champions. Not of football or swimming or throwing things the furthest or any of that sporty shite but of fucking swearing!
We won the UK championship with an impressive 109 swears per 1000 fucking words with "fuck" being the most fucking popular word.
And it wasn't even close. 2nd placed Liverpool could only manage a paltry 64 swear words per 1000, the lazy fucking arseholes.
I've never been more bastard proud to be a Weegie cunt.
www.rebootonline.com/digital-pr/assets/uk-cities-swearing-most-online/
What are the residents of your home town or city champions of?*
*Here's a clue - it's not fucking swearing...
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World
So sang ultra violent art-rock band Queen on their classic album: Queen Greatest Hits.
Decades before MMA was even conceived, Queen famously had a fighting cage constructed in their dressing room backstage of every gig. Wide-eyed sexually curious young men would be plucked from the audience with the promise of 20 minutes of "rough and tumble" with Freddie Mercury. Imagine their disappointment when they discovered that being pounded in the ring by Freddie turned out not to be the romantic encounter they had anticipated as they trudged off home with their eyes pummeled to bruised slits and half of their teeth wrapped in what was formerly their scrotum.
The good people of Glasgow have also been crowned champions. Not of football or swimming or throwing things the furthest or any of that sporty shite but of fucking swearing!
We won the UK championship with an impressive 109 swears per 1000 fucking words with "fuck" being the most fucking popular word.
And it wasn't even close. 2nd placed Liverpool could only manage a paltry 64 swear words per 1000, the lazy fucking arseholes.
I've never been more bastard proud to be a Weegie cunt.
www.rebootonline.com/digital-pr/assets/uk-cities-swearing-most-online/
What are the residents of your home town or city champions of?*
*Here's a clue - it's not fucking swearing...
