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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 20, 2021 19:36:43 GMT
Right, I'm in the hotel restaurant in Wick and overheard the cunt at the next table banging on about doing the NC500 and writing up a report for MCN. Got chatting to the cunt and it's only Nick Fucking Sanders.
Any questions for the bold Nick? I reckon you've got about an hour before he fucks off to bed. He's not drinking because his exes doesn't cover it. Tight cunt.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 20, 2021 20:32:18 GMT
Right you useless fannies. He's fucked off to do reporter stuff.
I have to say, what a fucking lovely guy. Really pleasant to chat with. Shame he's at his work because I could have listened to him all night.
#manlove
#awkwardstiffy
#comebackNickIdidn'tactuallymeanthat
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Post by spentcase on May 20, 2021 21:10:32 GMT
I don't really know anything about the cat.
I would probably have ended up lying to him about something.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 20, 2021 21:16:29 GMT
I don't really know anything about the cat. I would probably have ended up lying to him about something. Fastest cunt around the globe on a bike. What would you have lied to him about? Apart from the metric girth of your fully erect penis like I stupidly did. |
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on May 20, 2021 21:25:38 GMT
I hope he doesn't get bummed tonight.
This thread will get someone convicted.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 20, 2021 21:28:34 GMT
I hope he doesn't get bummed tonight. This thread will get someone convicted. I don't even know what room he's in (25). |
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Post by beefus on May 21, 2021 5:29:53 GMT
Stop The Press!.....”Around the world motorcycle legend Nick Sanders unable to continue his latest trip, the NC500, due to being unable to sit on his motorcycle. He woke up with extreme pain in the rectal region. It’s unknown what caused it but Police are looking into a potential suspect who was last seen sitting next to Mr Sanders and overheard mentioning the girth of his penis”.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 21, 2021 7:03:53 GMT
Stop The Press!.....”Around the world motorcycle legend Nick Sanders unable to continue his latest trip, the NC500, due to being unable to sit on his motorcycle. He woke up with extreme pain in the rectal region. It’s unknown what caused it but Police are looking into a potential suspect who was last seen sitting next to Mr Sanders and overheard mentioning the girth of his penis”. Suspect thought to be wearing a Ewan McGregor mask and was heard shouting "ah call this Obe Wankin'-Boaby" above muffled sobs. |
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Post by spentcase on May 21, 2021 13:00:23 GMT
I don't really know anything about the cat. I would probably have ended up lying to him about something. Fastest cunt around the globe on a bike. What would you have lied to him about? Apart from the metric girth of your fully erect penis like I stupidly did. I don't know, it would have been very spur of the moment and avant garde, something on the lines of I used to do a milk round with Sting and I also came second in the Commonwealth men's indoor arse splaying championship 1987, beaten to the top step by Brian Cant. |
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Post by pantah on May 22, 2021 12:38:29 GMT
Right, I'm in the hotel restaurant in Wick and overheard the cunt at the next table banging on about doing the NC500 and writing up a report for MCN. Got chatting to the cunt and it's only Nick Fucking Sanders. Any questions for the bold Nick? I reckon you've got about an hour before he fucks off to bed. He's not drinking because his exes doesn't cover it. Tight cunt. Funny enough McNoodle I was up at Tain last week staying in a cottage not far from Wick I suppose. On the NC500 route too but I haven’t a clue who Nick Sanders is. My question to him would have to be, who are you? |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 22, 2021 12:44:59 GMT
Right, I'm in the hotel restaurant in Wick and overheard the cunt at the next table banging on about doing the NC500 and writing up a report for MCN. Got chatting to the cunt and it's only Nick Fucking Sanders. Any questions for the bold Nick? I reckon you've got about an hour before he fucks off to bed. He's not drinking because his exes doesn't cover it. Tight cunt. Funny enough McNoodle I was up at Tain last week staying in a cottage not far from Wick I suppose. On the NC500 route too but I haven’t a clue who Nick Sanders is. My question to him would have to be, who are you? Quite suprised at the number of cunts into bikes that have never heard of him. I remember reading about his exploits 20-30 years ago when he never seemed to be out of MCN and Bike. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Sanders |
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Post by beefus on May 22, 2021 14:27:13 GMT
I first heard of him when he did round the world on an R1...seems to have made a decent career from riding bikes and setting/breaking various records. Top man.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 22, 2021 14:35:45 GMT
I first heard of him when he did round the world on an R1...seems to have made a decent career from riding bikes and setting/breaking various records. Top man. Says he hasn't really made much money out of it. He's bought a house and that's about it. Also says he's never had a job so there's that. Some incredible experiences he must have had however you look at it. No one can say he hasn't lived a life. |
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Post by beefus on May 22, 2021 16:30:40 GMT
I first heard of him when he did round the world on an R1...seems to have made a decent career from riding bikes and setting/breaking various records. Top man. Says he hasn't really made much money out of it. He's bought a house and that's about it. Also says he's never had a job so there's that. Some incredible experiences he must have had however you look at it. No one can say he hasn't lived a life. I did read somewhere that one year he made £250k then the next hardly anything....so I suppose it’s swings and roundabouts..he got an MBE though, must be worth a few quid? 😉🤣🤣🤣 I want to do the NC500 again but anti-clockwise this time....save the best for last. |
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on May 22, 2021 17:13:47 GMT
I'm more interested in Nicki Sanders. No offence like.  |
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