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Post by spentcase on May 20, 2021 8:52:33 GMT
I'm adding the Vord to the wank bank. Always had a thing for older women who go down the cosmetic surgery route. I've always dug the older scene too. I think it's due to a filth diet of readers wives in the early 80s. That and a friend of mine who's mum was quite presentable and she would sunbathe with her ample duddlies spilling out of her bra (not bikini) when we would go around. |
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Post by pantah on May 20, 2021 8:58:19 GMT
I'm adding the Vord to the wank bank. Always had a thing for older women who go down the cosmetic surgery route. I've always dug the older scene too. I think it's due to a filth diet of readers wives in the early 80s. That and a friend of mine who's mum was quite presentable and she would sunbathe with her ample duddlies spilling out of her bra (not bikini) when we would go around. Saying that Voderman is superseded by Rachael Riley in my failing eyes. |
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Post by Droog on May 20, 2021 9:00:10 GMT
I learned when I was about 19 that older women were much more fun in bed than the girls my own age were. There are always exceptions though. Never really got the whole Vord is a sexy lady thing when she was on countdown. She just looked like a plain old maths teacher to me. Current Vord is definitely my type.
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Post by Droog on May 20, 2021 9:05:05 GMT
Rachael Riley? Is she the one that does that spin off show with posh lad hosting? If so, I'm not finding her sexy at all. Not saying she isn't attractive but she looks a bit boring to me. Mind you, I've probably seen about ten minutes of about three episodes of that show ever.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 20, 2021 9:28:09 GMT
Saying that Voderman is superseded by Rachael Riley in my failing eyes. Yeah. I used to get my burd to wear a Rachel Riley mask too. Until I started following her on Twitter. I love a good differential equation but she's one vile right-wing shitehouse. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 20, 2021 9:56:14 GMT
I'm adding the Vord to the wank bank. Always had a thing for older women who go down the cosmetic surgery route. I've always dug the older scene too. I think it's due to a filth diet of readers wives in the early 80s. That and a friend of mine who's mum was quite presentable and she would sunbathe with her ample duddlies spilling out of her bra (not bikini) when we would go around. I had a mate at school who's mum did an incredible Kate Bush impersonation. Massive mane of flame-red hair over the face then flicked back as she rose to her feet, fingers splayed, perfecto arsebum swinging from side to side giving it "wah-ya wah-ya wah-ya wah-ya." Imagine that when you're 13 and firing up multiple stauners every hour. |
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Post by neilf on May 20, 2021 10:16:33 GMT
Saying that Voderman is superseded by Rachael Riley in my failing eyes. Yeah. I used to get my burd to wear a Rachel Riley mask too. Until I started following her on Twitter. I love a good differential equation but she's one vile right-wing shitehouse. Great tits though! |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 20, 2021 10:20:21 GMT
Yeah. I used to get my burd to wear a Rachel Riley mask too. Until I started following her on Twitter. I love a good differential equation but she's one vile right-wing shitehouse. Great tits though! When did you meet my burd??? |
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Post by neilf on May 20, 2021 10:24:26 GMT
When did you meet my burd??? I've only been to Scotland a handful of times, but I've always come home with a smile on my face... just saying  |
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Post by bella on May 20, 2021 11:42:10 GMT
Its ok, all you lot go for Vorderman and i'll take Suzy Perry, if i could get in there i'd have a tongue like an anteater.
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Post by spentcase on May 20, 2021 11:47:20 GMT
Its ok, all you lot go for Vorderman and i'll take Suzy Perry, if i could get in there i'd have a tongue like an anteater. It probably would end up covered in ants, god alone knows what creatures dwell in that decaying haystack bush of hers. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 20, 2021 11:50:51 GMT
Of all the possible new world covid-free scenarios, I did not envisage that we'd be divvying up Britain's celebrity milfs like a pack of sex-starved post-apocalyptic, wide-eyed, amphetamine-crazed barbarians.
Yet here we are.
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Post by Droog on May 20, 2021 12:06:13 GMT
Its ok, all you lot go for Vorderman and i'll take Suzy Perry, if i could get in there i'd have a tongue like an anteater. I used to loathe Pez years ago but now she is older she is exactly my type. Especially when she wears those tight trousers or some leggings. I bet she is a right laugh to hang out with too as long as you kissed her arse on a regular basis. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jul 14, 2021 10:41:18 GMT
Buffets. As some cunt who regularly works on site, I've seen more than my fair share of manky hotel breakfast buffets. Workers in gear that hasn't been cleaned since the last eclipse, rubbing shoulders with dribbling pensioners on their last highland road trip before exploding into dust. All of them thinking nothing of fishing out a greasy, wrinkled pork link with their infested fingers while I wait nervously for my turn. Plate in hand. Arse in state of collapse. Get them tae fuck. Seems I was a bit premature in my assertion that breakfast buffets had been booted into historical oblivion by Covid's finest penalty kick. Sadly I was wrong as unscrupulous hotel owners deployed their best goalie to turn it round the post. Yes, the buffets are back and we haven't even all been double jagged. Unfuckingbelievable. |
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Post by pantah on Jul 14, 2021 17:18:42 GMT
IMO buffets should be illegal virus or no virus. Apart from the fact that the food is cooked way in advance of eating and then simmered away until it's scooped up and slapped on an already overfull plate it's an affront to food standards and just encourages pig trough behaviour.
Fucking gross.
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