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Post by beefus on May 19, 2021 17:49:00 GMT
The opening of toilets will be welcome. Maybe stop these manky huns from shiting all over George Square. Fixed that for you Paddy Pantsdown. There’s class then there’s Hun class..  |
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on May 19, 2021 18:36:01 GMT
You bunch of miserable old cunts!  |
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Post by roobarb on May 19, 2021 19:08:55 GMT
8 men standing in an uneven circle in a forest clearing wanking furiously over a fat, sobbing, remorseful 50 year old woman in stockings and wellies who is bitterly reflecting on her life choices VOTE NADINE DORRIES ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 19, 2021 19:45:18 GMT
The opening of toilets will be welcome. Prince Andrew should be forced to perform every single fucking one of these. With a big sign round his neck that reads "LAVVY NONCE." |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2021 20:24:49 GMT
The opening of toilets will be welcome. Maybe stop these manky huns from shiting all over George Square. Fixed that for you Paddy Pantsdown. Is this Bigotry? I thought you were dead set against such leanings. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 19, 2021 21:02:26 GMT
'Misunderstood hardmen of pop' I had to pinch the bridge of my nose on that one. Mate, they're literally called Take That. Imagine Jacob Rees-Mogg finally snapping and dishing out a sustained (and frankly deserved) slapping to tanned Nazi Priti Patel. What else is he going to shout as every limp-wristed blow lands with surprising accuracy yet almost zero pain points? And that Robbie Williams one. Seen him? Tattoos. Everywhere. Ever had a tattoo? Hurts like fuck. Jason Orange. Ever heard of agent orange? Coincidence? I don't believe in them. You better believe they're hard as fuck. Probably reading this now and marking your card matey. |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2021 21:48:16 GMT
'Misunderstood hardmen of pop' I had to pinch the bridge of my nose on that one. Mate, they're literally called Take That. Imagine Jacob Rees-Mogg finally snapping and dishing out a sustained (and frankly deserved) slapping to tanned Nazi Priti Patel. What else is he going to shout as every limp-wristed blow lands with surprising accuracy yet almost zero pain points? And that Robbie Williams one. Seen him? Tattoos. Everywhere. Ever had a tattoo? Hurts like fuck. Jason Orange. Ever heard of agent orange? Coincidence? I don't believe in them. You better believe they're hard as fuck. Probably reading this now and marking your card matey. Isn't that a bit Racist of you? Cmon how many different standards do you have? |
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Post by spentcase on May 20, 2021 6:34:45 GMT
8 men standing in an uneven circle in a forest clearing wanking furiously over a fat, sobbing, remorseful 50 year old woman in stockings and wellies who is bitterly reflecting on her life choices VOTE NADINE DORRIES ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO Did anyone see last night's 'Great British Menu'? They had Carol Vorderman on. She was wearing a tight all in one and is clearly relying on surgery to try and halt the ravages of time, both bodily and facially and I couldn't help but think that she would be an ideal candidate for this scenario. If I'm honest it got the tide coming in for a bit. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 20, 2021 7:04:40 GMT
VOTE NADINE DORRIES ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO Did anyone see last night's 'Great British Menu'? They had Carol Vorderman on. She was wearing a tight all in one and is clearly relying on surgery to try and halt the ravages of time, both bodily and facially and I couldn't help but think that she would be an ideal candidate for this scenario. If I'm honest it got the tide coming in for a bit. Maybe we need to resurrect the Borderline Boilers thread. Just as soon as some cunt explains how to post pictures on here. |
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Post by Droog on May 20, 2021 7:53:58 GMT
Are there any photos of this. I quite fancy seeing an ageing Vorderman in a catsuit.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 20, 2021 8:30:52 GMT
Pub Apps.
I'm looking forward to sitting in a quiet pub. Approaching the chiseled Victorian bar and ordering a hand-pulled pint of frothing Carling while referring to the bearded inn-keep as "my good man."
I am not fucking looking forward to queuing 6 deep at a rammed, understaffed kids pub while a spotty, part-time student barchild starts chopping fucking mint leaves because Tarquin CuntyBaws-Smythe wants 6 fucking cocktails for him and his spunk-guzzling mates. No, under such circumstances I think I would prefer to remain seated and fire in my bar order using the establishment's app about which I had previously declared "nae fuckin' chance ah'm yaisin' that shite" in a full Franco Begbie accent.
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Post by spentcase on May 20, 2021 8:38:11 GMT
Pub Apps. I'm looking forward to sitting in a quiet pub. Approaching the chiseled Victorian bar and ordering a hand-pulled pint of frothing Carling while referring to the bearded inn-keep as "my good man." I am not fucking looking forward to queuing 6 deep at a rammed, understaffed kids pub while a spotty, part-time student barchild starts chopping fucking mint leaves because Tarquin Cunty-Cock wants 6 fucking cocktails for him and his spunk-guzzling mates. No, under such circumstances I think I would prefer to remain seated and fire in my bar order using the app about which I had previously declared "nae fuckin' chance ah'm yaisin' that shite" in a full Franco Begbie accent. My problem is that I am a cunt and don't use apps, so when it comes to ordering scran at a restaurant I will just rage and say how shit it all is and how I would rather have a decent axe than a new phone etc. Then get one of my kids to order the meal. So from a restaurant perspective I prefer the old way. I can't comment on pubs because I gave up drinking when my kids were born and diverted all of my energy into being a proper cunt instead. |
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Post by spentcase on May 20, 2021 8:41:34 GMT
Are there any photos of this. I quite fancy seeing an ageing Vorderman in a catsuit.  She's the one on the right I think. |
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Post by Droog on May 20, 2021 8:44:07 GMT
I will never understand the desire to spend a fortune on a wedding ceremony. From a young age I realised weddings were shit and I have only been to one in the last thirty five years. I pretty much had to go to that as I was the best man. But even then, I drove in, did the church bit, stopped off at the reception for a bit of food and was gone before most people had even sat down at the reception. That was about ten years ago as well.
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Post by Droog on May 20, 2021 8:45:23 GMT
I'm adding the Vord to the wank bank. Always had a thing for older women who go down the cosmetic surgery route.
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