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Post by mekon on May 14, 2021 7:35:41 GMT
What if your boss catches you and says 'don't be a cunt'?
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 14, 2021 7:42:47 GMT
I'm going to start my day by making a smashing work breakfast and fresh coffee for all my colleagues.
As I'm working from home it will just be me but it's the thought that counts.
Happy Don't be a Cunt Day!
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Post by mekon on May 14, 2021 7:44:43 GMT
This is really hard in the real world. The team lazy cunt is in and is being a lazy cunt. Really hard not to slag him off for being a lazy cunt.
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Post by spentcase on May 14, 2021 9:10:16 GMT
What if your boss catches you and says 'don't be a cunt'? I work from home, fella. But I am going to primarily focus my non-cunt energy on Banzai. |
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Post by beefus on May 14, 2021 9:18:50 GMT
Happy Don’t Be a Cunt Day!....feels good so far.
Today I took a load of shite to the municipal dump....felt good. I even said good morning to the dude at the gate!...or goede morgen to be precise....but he probably didn’t understand me anyway...buitenlanders!!!
Yesterday was a holiday here so I took today off for that long weekend feeling...fab.
Quick chat with my next door neighbour, hadn’t seen him in a while but heard him coughing a lot....turns out he’s had Covid-19. His son too...but he’s a young un and didn’t experience any symptoms. His missus hadn’t had it but she’d previously been vaccinated due to working in healthcare.
On the upside, he’s lost 5kg!...result! 😉😷🤭
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Post by spentcase on May 14, 2021 10:08:44 GMT
Happy Don’t Be a Cunt Day!....feels good so far. Today I took a load of shite to the municipal dump....felt good. I even said good morning to the dude at the gate!...or goede morgen to be precise....but he probably didn’t understand me anyway...buitenlanders!!! Yesterday was a holiday here so I took today off for that long weekend feeling...fab. Quick chat with my next door neighbour, hadn’t seen him in a while but heard him coughing a lot....turns out he’s had Covid-19. His son too...but he’s a young un and didn’t experience any symptoms. His missus hadn’t had it but she’d previously been vaccinated due to working in healthcare. On the upside, he’s lost 5kg!...result! 😉😷🤭 There's some nice non-cunty vibes there, Mr LeBoeuf. Was the Dutch holiday in anyway related to celebrating a reduction of continental cuntyness? |
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Post by beefus on May 14, 2021 10:38:29 GMT
Happy Don’t Be a Cunt Day!....feels good so far. Today I took a load of shite to the municipal dump....felt good. I even said good morning to the dude at the gate!...or goede morgen to be precise....but he probably didn’t understand me anyway...buitenlanders!!! Yesterday was a holiday here so I took today off for that long weekend feeling...fab. Quick chat with my next door neighbour, hadn’t seen him in a while but heard him coughing a lot....turns out he’s had Covid-19. His son too...but he’s a young un and didn’t experience any symptoms. His missus hadn’t had it but she’d previously been vaccinated due to working in healthcare. On the upside, he’s lost 5kg!...result! 😉😷🤭 There's some nice non-cunty vibes there, Mr LeBoeuf. Was the Dutch holiday in anyway related to celebrating a reduction of continental cuntyness? SpentTastic, It was Ascension Day, the day that Non-Cunts believe His Holiness of Non-Cuntness ascended into the afterlife...but just another non cunty day off for me. |
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on May 14, 2021 11:29:19 GMT
I'm struggling, I admit it.
Workmates don't seem to have embraced the day and reciprocal cuntism seems to come naturally to me.....
At least I haven't had any contact with anyone French yet.
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Post by beefus on May 14, 2021 15:11:37 GMT
I even let the missus drag me to a garden centre and home shop type place today...how un-cuntish am I?....that’s it mind, no more of that nonsense this weekend, back to being a cunt tomorrow.
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Post by mekon on May 14, 2021 15:40:27 GMT
You are like the Jesus of cunt martyrdom. You have suffered for our sins.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 14, 2021 15:43:33 GMT
I even let the missus drag me to a garden centre and home shop type place today...how un-cuntish am I?....that’s it mind, no more of that nonsense this weekend, back to being a cunt tomorrow. You are literally the anti-cunt Beeflejuice and are well on course to win Don't be a Cunt Day. Well fucking done. |
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Post by pantah on May 14, 2021 16:02:40 GMT
Typically on way to work i witnessed a cuntish move from an Audi driver and kept my cool whilst muttering, you boundah, don’t let me catch you doing that again.
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Post by neilf on May 14, 2021 16:22:06 GMT
We're looking after an extra 4 dogs over the weekend, which the wife neglected to tell me about, so that's 8 dogs in the house! I could've blown up about it, like a proper cunt has every right to do, but then I remembered that it was annual don't be a cunt day and refrained; the fact that my wife charges £40 per dog per night softened my cuntyness.
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Post by spentcase on May 14, 2021 16:27:06 GMT
We're looking after an extra 4 dogs over the weekend, which the wife neglected to tell me about, so that's 8 dogs in the house! I could've blown up about it, like a proper cunt has every right to do, but then I remembered that it was annual don't be a cunt day and refrained; the fact that my wife charges £40 per dog per night softened my cuntyness. If you get much rain, Neil, your house is going to whiff. |
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Post by mekon on May 14, 2021 16:28:18 GMT
Is cunting by proxy allowed?
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