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Post by spentcase on May 15, 2021 11:26:05 GMT
Non cunt day was nice and everything, but it's left me with a surplus of cuntery.
So my question is, do I release it in one massive street fighter haduken fireball of cuntocity, or just drip feed little bits of cuntishness throughout the day, you know what I mean, just put the wife down here and there, call the dog a cunt, etc.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 15, 2021 11:43:34 GMT
I imagine we'll all recover from the cleansing in our own ways Spenty. Some might go on a rampage of cuntishness and end up spending an evening at her majesty's pleasure. Others may ease back in, perhaps by kicking a football off a fat kid's face for a bit before kicking a pensioner's walking frame away and setting fire to a disabled's wheelchair.
Find what works for you but don't rush into anything is my advice.
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on May 15, 2021 11:46:12 GMT
Non cunt day was nice and everything, but it's left me with a surplus of cuntery. So my question is, do I release it in one massive street fighter haduken fireball of cuntocity, or just drip feed little bits of cuntishness throughout the day, you know what I mean, just put the wife down here and there, call the dog a cunt, etc. Adapt to the circumstances. Be water my cunt. A good "big bang" realease of cuntery is great for the soul if circumstances arise (you can't force it though), but there is a certain satisfaction in leaving a feint untraceable trail of cuntisms behind you through the day, a bit like a prisoner releasing spoil from the tunnel excavation out of his trousers bit by bit as he walks round the yard. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 15, 2021 12:09:06 GMT
On this holy day of post-uncuntiness I like to take some me time. Once I've finished I often read my bible to learn the lessons therein.
My favourite verse is Tam, chapter 6, verse 2, sub paragraph 3, line 4, word 5 which says "and verily did the Lord pump Joseph's missus. Not only did the Lord not wear a jonny but he did not have the holy decency to splash it on her tits. And Mary was with child from an act of holy cuntishness."
So, committing holy cuntery by shagging your mate's burd is clearly the lesson here.
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on May 15, 2021 12:11:42 GMT
On this holy day of post-uncuntiness I like to take some me time. Once I've finished I often read my bible to learn the lessons therein. My favourite verse is Tam, chapter 6, verse 2, sub paragraph 3, line 4, word 5 which says "and verily did the Lord pump Joseph's missus. Not only did the Lord not wear a jonny but he did not have the holy decency to splash it on her tits. And Mary was with child from an act of holy cuntishness." So, committing holy cuntery by shagging your mate's burd is clearly the lesson here. Clearly an example of the big bang approach..... |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 15, 2021 12:12:52 GMT
And did Jesus not say unto the prostitute "I'll show you a miracle love. Get your gums round that and I'll turn your face into a painter's radio."
Let us pray.
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Post by mekon on May 15, 2021 13:13:37 GMT
The old testament is more for the cunts. God is proper cunt most of the time in that. King David wanted a census of men of fighting age, so God, being a cunt, killed 70000 people to show his displeasure.
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Post by Droog on May 15, 2021 20:33:36 GMT
I've resisted posting in here until now. I can't help being a full-time cunt 24/7. I may be nice and have genuine empathy but it is always underlined with the fact that I can be a horrible cunt. Thankfully it mainly manifests itself against people who deserve it. But every now and then some poor undeserving soul gets a blast.
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