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Post by spentcase on May 13, 2021 12:01:17 GMT
I did understand the jest there beefy clogs, I’m still waiting on an explanation from one of the UK south banzaists for the French/English nippyness. Maybe they are jealous of the birds. Top totty dans France !!! The knicker sniffing potential should overcome any bitterness towards the French women at least. I once went out with a girl who was half German. She only shaved one armpit.... |
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on May 13, 2021 12:06:22 GMT
I need to apply for another exemption.
Road users (i.e all of them except me).
No way I can go a whole Friday without being a cunt on the road.
Sorry.
Damn this is harder than it seems.
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Post by spentcase on May 13, 2021 12:10:32 GMT
So with tomorrow being the banzai forum's most spiritual day, it is similar to all saints day from the Christian calendar.
By that rationale tonight is equivalent to a banzai Halloween, or a 'cuntoween' where all the mischievous forum members can carry out acts of cuntocity before being banished into nice behaviour come the stroke of midnight.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 13, 2021 12:24:00 GMT
So with tomorrow being the banzai forum's most spiritual day, it is similar to all saints day from the Christian calendar. By that rationale tonight is equivalent to a banzai Halloween, or a 'cuntoween' where all the mischievous forum members can carry out acts of cuntocity before being banished into nice behaviour come the stroke of midnight. I had envisaged more of a gradual decuntification process leading up to the day but fuck it, whatever works for you. I'm regretting this already. It's doomed to failure. This forum is fucking possesed with the cuntery demon. It's a fucking priest we need. It'll be like the exorcist. "The cunt of Christ compels you! The cunt of Christ compels you!" |
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Post by spentcase on May 13, 2021 12:33:55 GMT
So with tomorrow being the banzai forum's most spiritual day, it is similar to all saints day from the Christian calendar. By that rationale tonight is equivalent to a banzai Halloween, or a 'cuntoween' where all the mischievous forum members can carry out acts of cuntocity before being banished into nice behaviour come the stroke of midnight. I had envisaged more of a gradual decuntification process leading up to the day but fuck it, whatever works for you. I'm regretting this already. It's doomed to failure. This forum is fucking possesed with the cuntery demon. It's a fucking priest we need. It'll be like the exorcist. "The cunt of Christ compels you! The cunt of Christ compels you!" I think an out pouring of cuntery now could purge the system and be quite cathartic. If you expel the cuntdom now then the cunt tank will be empty and we should have a peaceful non-cunt day tomorrow. |
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Post by neilf on May 13, 2021 12:47:17 GMT
I really dig the whole lunchtime small restaurant scene that seems to be more prevalent on the continent too. In France the 3 course meal for around whatever the luncheon voucher price was, around €12 my last visits. I didnt partake much as I usually had a decent breakfast and wasnt hungry enough in the rigid 12-13:30 lunchtime hours. When I did, the would good, each place competing for the trade. Cheaper food, but tasty. Serve rubbish food and nobody would go there. I was reminded of this when watching on of Rick Stein's TV recent programs on France. Turn up late and you might be unlucky or find yourself on your own fairly quickly. Plat du jour... fucking bargain. I had one had lunch during a trackday event once and I fell asleep for a few of hours afterwards; missed half of the afternoon session that day! I don't tend to slag people off on here anyway, but I'll join in! |
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Post by mekon on May 13, 2021 12:48:27 GMT
Well we have the Purge : Anarchy
Maybe need The Purge : Cuntery?
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 13, 2021 13:07:30 GMT
I had envisaged more of a gradual decuntification process leading up to the day but fuck it, whatever works for you. I'm regretting this already. It's doomed to failure. This forum is fucking possesed with the cuntery demon. It's a fucking priest we need. It'll be like the exorcist. "The cunt of Christ compels you! The cunt of Christ compels you!" I think an out pouring of cuntery now could purge the system and be quite cathartic. If you expel the cuntdom now then the cunt tank will be empty and we should have a peaceful non-cunt day tomorrow. That sounds like a risky strategy. How does mumsnet.com tackle these situations? |
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Post by mekon on May 13, 2021 13:10:13 GMT
Does this include the racing? I will find it almost impossible not to be a cunt about racing.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on May 13, 2021 13:12:25 GMT
So with tomorrow being the banzai forum's most spiritual day, it is similar to all saints day from the Christian calendar. By that rationale tonight is equivalent to a banzai Halloween, or a 'cuntoween' where all the mischievous forum members can carry out acts of cuntocity before being banished into nice behaviour come the stroke of midnight. I'm getting prepared to go under cover.  |
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Post by spentcase on May 13, 2021 13:34:16 GMT
I think an out pouring of cuntery now could purge the system and be quite cathartic. If you expel the cuntdom now then the cunt tank will be empty and we should have a peaceful non-cunt day tomorrow. That sounds like a risky strategy. How does mumsnet.com tackle these situations? Mate, it's mumsnet. They call each other 'hun' and offer empathy then slag each other off on PM to other users. Cuntery is their default setting, only it's subtle and endemic, they don't even know they're doing it. Banzai cuntitude is overt and easily recognisable, that's why we can have a non-cunt day |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 13, 2021 13:39:22 GMT
Extremely proud of my fellow Weegies fully embracing the spirit of Don't be a Cunt Day ❤
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Post by mekon on May 13, 2021 13:41:27 GMT
Women are massive cunts to each other. I'd imagine if women were in charge of all the major nations of the earth then we'd have all been nuked by now.
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Post by bella on May 13, 2021 13:49:16 GMT
Extremely proud of my fellow Weegies fully embracing the spirit of Don't be a Cunt Day ❤ Mohammed Asif ...is he the good looking Paki ?. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 13, 2021 13:51:55 GMT
Fuck sake Bella. You sure you're going to be ready for tomorrow or has Meeks hacked your account?
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