Post by Eddie The Bastard on Apr 27, 2021 19:09:04 GMT
Here we go again, another underpant injury.
The short description: it feels like I sat on a drawing pin and can't get it out.
The longer version, nicked after internet research: Painful Purple Pimple of Pustulence. These look like ordinary pimples, if they had spent six years on Human Growth Hormone and following an East German Olympic Training Program. They are super-durable blocked pores, and maybe micro-infections, with a big whitehead rising out of a lumpy red spot perhaps as large as a dime’s width across. Like the common cold, they take 5 days to develop, inflict maximum misery for another 5 days, and then take 5 days to go away – unless they choose to file for permanent residence. Sometimes they leave a little subcutaneous scar, a hardened dead spot or necrosis, that is like a BB under the skin, which never goes away. The best treatment is pretty simple – either have a good friend (preferably a good friend who attended and maybe even graduated med school) lance them with a sterile needle or scalpel and drain them out (probably three times in three days), or do it yourself.
I can't walk without limping and I can't sit down easily as it is right on the 'sit bone' site to the side of my ring piece so 50% of the weight bearing part of my arse.
I hope/believe it sorts itself out with a bit of an explosion. I'd better not wear something light because when it blows it'll look like a post marathon pegging session follow through.
Sake.
The short description: it feels like I sat on a drawing pin and can't get it out.
The longer version, nicked after internet research: Painful Purple Pimple of Pustulence. These look like ordinary pimples, if they had spent six years on Human Growth Hormone and following an East German Olympic Training Program. They are super-durable blocked pores, and maybe micro-infections, with a big whitehead rising out of a lumpy red spot perhaps as large as a dime’s width across. Like the common cold, they take 5 days to develop, inflict maximum misery for another 5 days, and then take 5 days to go away – unless they choose to file for permanent residence. Sometimes they leave a little subcutaneous scar, a hardened dead spot or necrosis, that is like a BB under the skin, which never goes away. The best treatment is pretty simple – either have a good friend (preferably a good friend who attended and maybe even graduated med school) lance them with a sterile needle or scalpel and drain them out (probably three times in three days), or do it yourself.
I can't walk without limping and I can't sit down easily as it is right on the 'sit bone' site to the side of my ring piece so 50% of the weight bearing part of my arse.
I hope/believe it sorts itself out with a bit of an explosion. I'd better not wear something light because when it blows it'll look like a post marathon pegging session follow through.
Sake.
