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Post by Droog on May 26, 2020 17:10:54 GMT
Up stupidly early for work this morning now I have moved further away so not in the best of moods. My usual tolerance for cunts was at a very low ebb. One of our drivers is a 'biker' and self proclaimed 1% mong. The guy is a total spastic as far as I am concerned but likes to think he is a hard man. Today I lost my cool with this fool and risked unemployment by putting the prick well and truly in his place. I best not go into all the details but as per usual, the hard man went from posturing to crying inside a minute. Even tried a pathetic attempt to convince me he was ex special forces to avoid a kicking. I explained his either apologise and do as he is told or he was going in my car boot for a little trip. I will never understand why someone would embarrass themselves in this way. Even after I let him go he once again tried to tell me he was a marine. What the fuck is wrong with people. It was like a scene from extras with Ross Kemp.
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May 26, 2020 18:11:09 GMT
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Post by pantah on May 26, 2020 18:11:09 GMT
Did you warn him that you were a Banzai cunt?
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on May 26, 2020 18:25:47 GMT
Fingers crossed he won't be a snitch bitch Droog. Tomorrow might be fun. Resist the urge if he decides to try and wind you up.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on May 26, 2020 18:42:44 GMT
Up stupidly early for work this morning now I have moved further away so not in the best of moods. My usual tolerance for cunts was at a very low ebb. One of our drivers is a 'biker' and self proclaimed 1% mong. The guy is a total spastic as far as I am concerned but likes to think he is a hard man. Today I lost my cool with this fool and risked unemployment by putting the prick well and truly in his place. I best not go into all the details but as per usual, the hard man went from posturing to crying inside a minute. Even tried a pathetic attempt to convince me he was ex special forces to avoid a kicking. I explained his either apologise and do as he is told or he was going in my car boot for a little trip. I will never understand why someone would embarrass themselves in this way. Even after I let him go he once again tried to tell me he was a marine. What the fuck is wrong with people. It was like a scene from extras with Ross Kemp. Does that make him SBS then? Noisy fuckers, rat-a-tat-tat all the time. I was windsurfing a couple of years ago and they were chucking boats on 'chutes out of a plane, followed by marines, also with 'chutes. They were almost overhead when they jumped, I could see the load master looking out the back before they jumped. I was half tempted to sail closer but thought better of it, they landed about 500m away. They do it quite often, it entertaining to watch. Ask him for some stories about that, he must have a few.
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May 26, 2020 19:46:33 GMT
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Post by mekon on May 26, 2020 19:46:33 GMT
If you were American Droog you could dob him in for stolen valour. And then kick his teeth in.
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Post by Droog on May 27, 2020 15:59:03 GMT
The weasel did not snitch. I probably overreacted but I'm a bit of a tit in that way. I bet the truth is nearer he was in the TA lol.
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Post by mekon on May 27, 2020 16:41:55 GMT
We had one of those cunts at work. Was in the navy version. Used to bullshit about going on 'exercises' but turns out all he did was paperwork!
He stopped talking completely when this old gadge started work who was a merc in Rhodesia and a proper hard cunt.
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