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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 25, 2020 17:39:22 GMT
I was pretty sure we had a book thread on here but couldn't find it.
I'm fairly sure we've been doing more than wanking over the last few months so what have you been reading?
I'm a big crime fiction fan so read a lot of cunts like Jo Nesbo, Ian Rankin, Chris Brookmyre, Stuart MacBride, etc. I do read a lot of Scottish crime, not out of any kind of misplaced patriotism but purely because I think you can get more involved in a book if you are familiar with its settings.
Having said all that I'm currently reading The Law and how it's Broken by The Secret Barrister which is neither fiction or Scottish. About a quarter of the way in and it's an excellent read, if somewhat depressing about the tragic state of the legal system.
Kindle cunts can fuck off. Books are made from the careful and considered murder of millions of trees you arseholes.
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Post by mekon on May 25, 2020 20:22:08 GMT
I use audiobooks as a sleep aid. For some reason I can't concentrate and stay away. I'll put on and 5 minute later after trying to follow the plot I'll wake up and it'll be 3.30 and I'll need a piss.
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Post by pantah on May 25, 2020 20:50:21 GMT
Just finished If You Liked School You’ll Love Work by Irvine Welsh. I’ve read most of his stuff, some more than once and I love his writing and his imagination. He invents brilliant characters and although I’m Scottish and understand the dialogue sometimes it takes time to understand it, but once you’re in the storytelling is addictive. He makes no allowances and although i know he has an international audience it must sometimes be a struggle for the non Scots. This book is three separate and entirely different short stories, the first based in the states with a brilliantly weird ending, the second based in Spain based around a pub owning English ex pat, and the last based in Cowdenbeath, Scotland. The main character trying desperately to get into a horsey bird’s pants. Typically lot’s of proper swearing, shagging, drink, drugs and brilliant humour. Recommended. Agree about kindle, fuck that. Books are a paper sanctuary from the electronic world.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 25, 2020 21:01:59 GMT
I've read quite a lot of Irvine Welsh and yeah, I struggle with the funny Embra accents 😉
I have an unread copy of Skag Boys somewhere. Need to dig it out.
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Post by pantah on May 25, 2020 22:21:39 GMT
I've read quite a lot of Irvine Welsh and yeah, I struggle with the funny Embra accents 😉 I have an unread copy of Skag Boys somewhere. Need to dig it out. Skag Boys is brilliant Mr Reasonable. Prequel to Trainspotting and how the characters became the cunts that we know.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on May 26, 2020 13:15:27 GMT
I dug out Foggy's auto-bio.
I was watching a keep fit video where they used a bosu ball, to help practise your balancing skill on. I taped 4 tennis balls to the underside of some plywood and balanced it on Foggy's book.
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on May 26, 2020 14:21:50 GMT
The last good book I read was "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time".
Can't really tell you why I read it, and I'm not much of a literary commentator, but I really enjoyed it, one of those books you're sorry to have finished.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Oct 6, 2020 17:53:13 GMT
I've read loads of books since lockdown including Lockdown by Peter May.
Imagine you're a successful author with a book called Lockdown lying unpublished on your laptop when an actual lockdown happens. You'd be right on to your agent and have it on 2 for £8 in Tesco without fucking delay. This is the position Peter May found himself in back in March and I've read it so you cunts don't have to.
Stereotypical Scottish polis in the Met, divorced, about to retire, etc, etc. Has a murder to solve and London is in lockdown due to a pandemic, enforced by the military.
Look, I've read a few Peter May novels and he's a competent writer. Able to weave a decent yarn and keep you turning the page. And I know it's fiction but you need credibility. A good book draws you in so you're a bystander to actual events in your imagination. Problem with Peter May's books is that there will be a point that stretches that credibility and ruin the fucking book. You will then seek him out on Twitter, tweet "GO FLING SHITE AT YIRSEL YA CUNT!", get blocked, get a visit from the actual polis and it can all be avoided by just reading Jo Nesbo or Ian Rankin.
He can get fucked.
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Post by mekon on Jan 5, 2021 15:53:00 GMT
I've been Shakey Brine's book as he'd a right scoundrel I tells you. Actually if you take his view as good and proper Colin Schiller was an ok dude that got him some good rides even though he was a proper dangerous driving cunt with an RS Turbo and a RGV250 which he blew up after 5 days.
Bought Johnny Rea's book to read as well since it was £2.50. Not expecting much shocking drama from it though as he wasn't doing cunty things like 190 on the roads for Fast Bikes like Shakey.
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Post by spentcase on Jan 5, 2021 19:00:47 GMT
I just can't get on with biographies, they're almost always ghost written and give a biased/skewed version of events (as will any single point of view) as such I read for pure escapism and read sci-fi, fantasy and Razzle.
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Post by mekon on Jan 6, 2021 8:20:58 GMT
Inagine scifi razzle.
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Post by spentcase on Jan 6, 2021 8:37:59 GMT
Mate, some of the horror bags in there, it wasn't far off.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jan 18, 2023 1:07:35 GMT
So, not reviewed a book in a while so here goes you lucky cunts.
A Place of Execution by Val MacDermid
A young girl goes missing in rural northern England in the 60s. The strong suspicion is that she has been raped and murdered but without a body, evidence will be difficult to secure. Decades after the case, an investigative journalist contacts the senior investigating officer to write a book about the case but new information comes to light and he abruptly ends their collaboration.
I'd only ever read one Val MacDermid book before, can't remember what it was called but I wasn't all that impressed. I therefore embarked on this book with pronounced apathy and that, combined with a relatively slow start to the book, meant that it took ages to get through.
Well, if the start was slow, the ending certainly made up for it. Often with crime novels, 90% of the plot is crammed into the last chapter and that can often feel heavily edited (as it probably is) but in this case the balance is perfect. You might guess at a bit of the twist buy the full reveal is not only unexpected but also throws up a multitude of ethical questions. It very cleverly corners the reader into making their own judgement on guilt and punishment.
Admittedly the first half of this book could have been scythed to an extent to encourage greater initial investment from the reader but this would undoubtedly have lessened the impact of the ending. As it is, it's one of the finest crime thrillers I've ever read and is absolutely ripe for a movie adaptation.
8/10, no tits but...
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Post by bella on Jan 18, 2023 6:52:36 GMT
Just finished Admiral Sir Andrew Browne Cunningham's biog, that was a long old read, i usually go through a book very quickly, and end up having to read the fucker again to take it in, not this one, its finito. So now re reading Walter Lords Midway...the incredible victory, Andy McNabs Bravo two Zero, and George Kimballs Four Kings. Which one depends if i'm on the bog, or on a works lunch break, or waiting for the missus to finish her soaps.
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Post by mekon on Jan 18, 2023 8:05:16 GMT
Wasn't Mcnab found to be Mcembellisher? Or possible even Mcbullshitter?
I had a stage of Vietnam book obsession. Chickenhawk, Dispatches and Tim Page stuff. Don't know why just seemed sort of interesting.
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