Food Banks - Not Just for Xmas
Nov 22, 2019 10:22:27 GMT
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Nov 22, 2019 10:22:27 GMT
After 10 years of Tory austerity, begging for food has finally been normalised in British society. Hurrah! And the beauty of modern Tory poverty is that you don't even need to be homeless or unemployed to join in. Literally anyone can now knock their cunt in all week down the factory or hospital and still have fuck all to feed their kids with at the end of it. Double hurrah! No one can say the Tories haven't united the people.
So, at this time of year your thoughts might turn to wrapping your sausage in raw bacon and tossing it at a homeless or hanging around the job centre asking if anyone wants to pull your cracker and win a pearl necklace. Or you may prefer the simplicity of chucking a packet of dried stuffing into the food bank basket in Tesco and I would urge you to do so if you can spare it. However, please don't forget toiletries. Toilet paper, shampoo, female sanitary products (fanny pads, Eddie) are all items that few people think of donating but are desperately needed. Stick it on your shopping list. Or if you're struggling to spare a bit of cash, a wee bit of creative budgeting can help. Go for the Veuve Clicquot Yellow label instead of the '88 Krug brut. You'll be too pished to notice the difference anyway.
So, at this time of year your thoughts might turn to wrapping your sausage in raw bacon and tossing it at a homeless or hanging around the job centre asking if anyone wants to pull your cracker and win a pearl necklace. Or you may prefer the simplicity of chucking a packet of dried stuffing into the food bank basket in Tesco and I would urge you to do so if you can spare it. However, please don't forget toiletries. Toilet paper, shampoo, female sanitary products (fanny pads, Eddie) are all items that few people think of donating but are desperately needed. Stick it on your shopping list. Or if you're struggling to spare a bit of cash, a wee bit of creative budgeting can help. Go for the Veuve Clicquot Yellow label instead of the '88 Krug brut. You'll be too pished to notice the difference anyway.
