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Post by mekon on Jun 8, 2019 16:06:00 GMT
Only the hollybobs at the moment and oogling women. Sadly in my opinion most of them have ruined themselves with cookie cutter artwork and phrases.
One next to us was fairly cracking apart from DAD and a some dates on her back. How you supposed to keep your ardur up railing her from behind with 'DAD' sat there. Same with various other bits of art, you could get put off your stroke by a snake crawling out of a skull.
I think women should be blank canvas with no distractions. Other wise they should look like Amy Winehouse i.e. dead.
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Jun 8, 2019 18:47:20 GMT
Ultimately no.
That said, something small in certain areas is okay but:
foot - no.
lower leg no.
upper leg - no.
hand - no.
forearm - no.
upper arm - okay.
Face - no.
Neck - no.
Front - possibly lower abdomen.
Back - top or bottom, not both.
Sleeves - hell no.
Bum - hell no.
Multiple places - hell no.
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Post by pantah on Jun 10, 2019 20:56:53 GMT
I like tattoos in moderation. I've got two myself but some people look like Maoris now with the amount of needlework on their bodies.
Cannot stand face piercings either. Too chav like.
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Post by paulg on Jun 11, 2019 11:58:55 GMT
I went to Barnsley Metrodome to the splash park with our young 'un a few years back, and I swear I could have named every parents kid as they were tatoo'd all over them! usually the girls were something along the lines of 'Chardonnay' or 'Jordan' and the lads were almost all 'Harry' or 'Jayden'
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Post by paulg on Jun 11, 2019 12:00:41 GMT
Also, Neymar Jnr (cows cunt) has a tatoo of his sister on his wrist...I mean, if hes cracking one out theres a very dangerous possibility that her face is what he'll see on the vinegar strokes. Thats just a big bowl of wrong
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Jun 11, 2019 19:49:36 GMT
5 posts and no pics... this forum has gone to shite..
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Jun 11, 2019 20:07:39 GMT
Also, Neymar Jnr (cows cunt) has a tatoo of his sister on his wrist...I mean, if hes cracking one out theres a very dangerous possibility that her face is what he'll see on the vinegar strokes. Thats just a big bowl of wrong  That's the ultimate wank prevention tactic right there. Bit extreme though. |
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Post by mekon on Jun 12, 2019 10:12:53 GMT
Also, Neymar Jnr (cows cunt) has a tatoo of his sister on his wrist...I mean, if hes cracking one out theres a very dangerous possibility that her face is what he'll see on the vinegar strokes. Thats just a big bowl of wrong That's the ultimate wank prevention tactic right there. Bit extreme though. This one would leave with nightmares  |
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Post by armstrongracer on Jun 16, 2019 10:30:47 GMT
First rule. Never drink & tat folks.
My mates wife has her ex's name tattooed across her lower back, thats doggy style out then.
Was at the Cure recently and a young lass in front of me had Robert Smith on her calf, don't generally like tats but this one was staggeringly good.
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Post by no66 on Jun 20, 2019 8:28:42 GMT
Got none myself, but ok by me.
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