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Post by mekon on Oct 20, 2018 21:02:10 GMT
A 32-year old Erie, Pennsylvania woman has been killed after an overdose on meth caused her to insert a gas pump nozzle into her anus and begin pumping gasoline. The woman, who is yet to be formally identified by authorities, is believed to have a record for multiple drug offences in Pennsylvania. Officials who are involved in the investigation believe the latest incident was caused by the woman overdosing on meth. “The victim has been known to abuse multiple substances, but her drug of choice is meth,” said one investigator. According to witnesses, the woman ran across several lanes of traffic to the gas station and grabbed a pump nozzle before pulling down her skirt. Horrified motorists looked on as the woman proceeded to shove the nozzle into her anus and begin pumping gas. “Oh that feels good!” she is said to have called out to the onlookers, who were too shocked to attempt to stop her. The woman continued to pump gas until the cashier activated the emergency stop. She later collapsed onto the ground and paramedics were soon on the scene to provide assistance. However, the gasoline had flooded the woman’s internal organs after it was absorbed through her rectum. “The gasoline entered her bloodstream and had a toxic effect, shutting down her key organs,” said one doctor who tried in vain to treat the woman when she arrived at hospital. “Unfortunately there was nothing we could do for her.” cbsnews10.com/erie-pennsylvania-woman-high-on-meth-dies-after-pumping-gasoline-into-her-anus/
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Post by mekon on Oct 20, 2018 21:15:12 GMT
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Oct 21, 2018 13:15:49 GMT
We've all done it.
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Post by Diego the toe clipper on Oct 22, 2018 14:30:53 GMT
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "fill her up" I suppose.
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Oct 22, 2018 19:08:20 GMT
Its a shame the first story didn't inspire the second.
What a brilliant article this would make: man blows his harris off after lighting petrol pumped in to try and dislodge stuck dildo.
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Oct 25, 2018 19:13:17 GMT
I was reminded of this thread this morning.
Got the urge, so went to the bog. Oh, this is a bit of a wide load. No worries, bit of pushing and it'll be fine.
Ages later nothing save for the widest of turtle's heads. I'll suck it up, walk about a bit and start again. No, it was jammed with my harris wide open. By now Mrs M is nagging me that we need to be leaving for a 2 /1/2 drive. I've not even showered but I'm burning up. The smell is really bad. I've got no choice. Worst case scenario would see me shitting myself in the car. I've got to dig it out. Last time it happened it was a bung of welded together pebble sized jobbies. One by one I start prising them out and pressing around my harris to taper the monster down. After I reckon I've taken an inch of the top I go for it and to my relief, it breaks out. I lost a fair bit of weight in a very narrow time span.
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Post by vazy on Oct 25, 2018 20:14:05 GMT
One word Eddie 'fruit' make it your new best friend
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