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Post by mekon on Jan 13, 2023 11:16:14 GMT
I was just watching something and Chris Evans was on it. I'd forgotten how much his face needs punching.
Which celebs would you like to punch. Obviously Noodle can't punch the Queen as she's dead now.
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Post by neilf on Jan 13, 2023 11:42:13 GMT
I was just watching something and Chris Evans was on it. I'd forgotten how much his face needs punching. Which celebs would you like to punch. I'm with you on Chris Evans. In addition, my list is; Jim Carey Ricky Gervais Adam Sandler "Reality TV stars", who's every other word is "like" Football pundits American sports commentators The Kardasians & Kanye West Jimmy Carr Alan Carr There are others, but I can't remember their names... I'll add them later Obviously Noodle can't punch the Queen as she's dead now. If he hasn't already, he'd find a way!
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Post by bella on Jan 13, 2023 11:53:27 GMT
There's loads, i hate pompous cunts who think the universe revolves around their own little world....a quick 5 Bono Jimmy Carr Ronaldo Luis Van Gaal Neymar.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jan 13, 2023 12:10:38 GMT
If he hasn't already, he'd find a way! Still plenty of the cunts left. Me and Harry in a Royal Rumble style brawl against his cunt dad, his nonce uncle and his nonce-cunt brother would be just fucking perfect.
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Post by mekon on Jan 13, 2023 12:40:39 GMT
I reckon Ricky Gervais is actually like a rabid wolverine despite his soft appearance. He'd kick you in the head while delivering withering putdowns.
I'd put James Corden top of the needs a kicking list. I always assumed he was quite big but he's only 5'7 or 8.
I wonder if Hitler was hard? Bit like Begby in Trainspotting?
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Post by pantah on Jan 13, 2023 13:40:38 GMT
Are you allowed to punch old women? If so then Joan Rivers just after she'd delivered her post gag "i was just "
You were just picking particles of dentures out of your haggard plastic mouth, bitch.
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Post by mekon on Jan 13, 2023 13:43:18 GMT
Noodle and Pantah will be like Burke and Hare, digging up the Queen and Joan Rivers for one final beatdown.
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Post by neilf on Jan 13, 2023 14:12:59 GMT
Noodle and Pantah will be like Burke and Hare, digging up the Queen and Joan Rivers for one final beatdown. Also a great film!
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Post by pantah on Jan 13, 2023 17:37:28 GMT
Noodle and Pantah will be like Burke and Hare, digging up the Queen and Joan Rivers for one final beatdown. That's a cunt. She's dead?
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Jan 14, 2023 7:36:12 GMT
I'm not a violent person but:
Phil off of Location (x3) needs filling in; the smug animal killer.
Micheal McIntyre just grates on me beyond acceptable levels.
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Post by paulg on Jan 14, 2023 8:39:14 GMT
There's loads, i hate pompous cunts who think the universe revolves around their own little world....a quick 5 Bono Jimmy Carr Ronaldo Luis Van Gaal Neymar.
Thats a pretty good start...I assume you mean the Portugese Ronaldo? Id hit him with Neymar
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