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Post by mekon on Jun 10, 2021 9:07:12 GMT
Just had my Red Bull TV app asking if I'm OK. Apparently I've not watched it for while so this may be a problem.
My wife's car makes a dull ringing noise if I don't change up for max fuel economy and she's integrated it with that Alexa shit.
Fuck off technology.
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Post by beefus on Jun 10, 2021 9:36:35 GMT
Got my 1st Pfizer jab on Tuesday so now I'm fully 5G compatible.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Jun 10, 2021 10:08:54 GMT
Fuck having any of that Alexa shite in my house. It's bad enough being spied on by Google.
Having said that, I've got an Amazon Firestick. That's probably listening to every fucking thing anyway.
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Post by mekon on Jun 10, 2021 10:33:00 GMT
I half expect my door kicked in by a tactical response pc police if Alexa grasses me up.
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Post by philthewindsurfer on Jun 10, 2021 11:43:04 GMT
Got my 1st Pfizer jab on Tuesday so now I'm fully 5G compatible. I've had the 2nd jab so am now fully chipped into the system. After getting the 2nd jab, Tescos sent through another lot of vouchers and I need to spend £50 now to get £5 off, before it was spend £40 and get £4 off. Its all interlinked  |
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Post by beefus on Jun 10, 2021 11:49:19 GMT
Got my 1st Pfizer jab on Tuesday so now I'm fully 5G compatible. I've had the 2nd jab so am now fully chipped into the system. After getting the 2nd jab, Tescos sent through another lot of vouchers and I need to spend £50 now to get £5 off, before it was spend £40 and get £4 off. Its all interlinked I'm assuming my sore arm is the microchip? |
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Post by pantah on Jun 10, 2021 16:57:51 GMT
Alexa can fuck off.
It would be spazzed by my accent and probably blow a fuse unable to cope with my copious use of obscenities
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Post by mekon on Jun 10, 2021 18:37:37 GMT
My wife is a cider yokel so Alexa ignores most of what she says. Fucker always shuts up when I tell it though.
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Post by spentcase on Jun 10, 2021 21:57:30 GMT
I cannot fully articulate my hatred for intrusive technology.
Lane assist and automatic braking can fuck right off. I had an argument with some cunt today because he thought it was weird that I wouldn't want to be driven around in an autonomous car. What a total cunt.
Fuck Alexa in it's virtual ass with my very much real cunting fucking cock, the cunt.
Coming on here and being a cunt with you cunts is as close to social media as I get.
My yearnings for the simple life have me looking at 92 blades and GSXR 1100s.
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Post by mekon on Jun 10, 2021 22:10:13 GMT
Slabside GSXRs will boost your T levels. Fact.
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Post by pantah on Jun 10, 2021 23:23:19 GMT
I cannot fully articulate my hatred for intrusive technology. Lane assist and automatic braking can fuck right off. I had an argument with some cunt today because he thought it was weird that I wouldn't want to be driven around in an autonomous car. What a total cunt. Fuck Alexa in it's virtual ass with my very much real cunting fucking cock, the cunt. Coming on here and being a cunt with you cunts is as close to social media as I get. My yearnings for the simple life have me looking at 92 blades and GSXR 1100s. And that is how to let off steam!! |
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Post by armstrongracer on Jun 10, 2021 23:45:53 GMT
And there was me thinking, someones put up a sex machine post.
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Post by bella on Jun 11, 2021 7:30:57 GMT
And there was me thinking, someones put up a sex machine post. Quality Sir. |
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Post by mekon on Jun 11, 2021 9:05:58 GMT
This is a sex machine. Imagine your slayer levels if you had ones of these back in the day  |
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Post by spentcase on Jun 11, 2021 11:41:03 GMT
This is a sex machine. Imagine your slayer levels if you had ones of these back in the day The official ride of the certified swordsman. Possibly even more het now than it was back in the day. |
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