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Post by spentcase on May 29, 2021 21:12:12 GMT
A quick moral question, is it wrong to milk in the bogs at work? Unable to conclusively answer this with such an unspecific and ambiguous scenario. Some examples of clarification: Who are you milking? Are they a willing participant? Is it your own work or are you in mending the photocopier? Is it your last day? Is it your first day? Is the bog crowded with milkers (and milkees) or are you flying solo? Milkee - fucking brilliant! You're right, I did leave it very open ended. So you're in a normal 9 to 5 office job and you're a bit bored so you scope some adult art on your phone and get fired up enough to have one off the wrist. Your employer is quite forward thinking so there are individual unisex toilets and it is one of these that you decide to make your temporary masturbatorium. You decide to have a stealth milsch as opposed to a thunderous feet braced against the door so passers by think the occupant is turning into a werewolf milk. So you just quietly knead the tip like you're thumbing 9mm rounds out of a pistol mag. You finish like a gentleman, knees bent,forcing it down aiming straight into the water, discreet, tasteful and ready for the next customer. I think should just about cover it. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 29, 2021 21:25:11 GMT
So you just quietly knead the tip like you're thumbing 9mm rounds out of a pistol mag. This is the sort of top quality simile that gets full points from me but in answer to your now well specified scenario; you are so fired mister. Don't even empty your desk, we'll post your fucking shit to you. This is Lloyd from security, check out his pecs. He'll escort you out the fucking building. Consider yourself fortunate we haven't involved the police you fucking monster! |
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Post by armstrongracer on May 29, 2021 22:29:32 GMT
Village close to where my dad was born. says everything really.  |
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Post by pantah on May 29, 2021 23:53:48 GMT
Could someone with the knowledge explain how to upload photographic images. Thank you in advance.
Meanwhile, there’s a place near Aberfeldy called Dull which twinned with Boring in the US
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Post by spentcase on May 30, 2021 7:29:56 GMT
Could someone with the knowledge explain how to upload photographic images. Thank you in advance. Meanwhile, there’s a place near Aberfeldy called Dull which twinned with Boring in the US I'd love to El Pantera, but I'm terrified that we'll be bombarded with pictures of your widgie looking like a fibrous, knotted, battle scarred shillelagh. |
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Post by mekon on May 30, 2021 8:12:40 GMT
Because I'm kicking it old school i use
(img)image link(/img)
except replace ( with [
I can't type an example out as it then thinks I'm trying to post a pic.
Sure you can use the insert image button but I'm an awkward cunt.
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Post by pantah on May 30, 2021 8:39:12 GMT
Because I'm kicking it old school i use (img)image link(/img) except replace ( with [ I can't type an example out as it then thinks I'm trying to post a pic. Sure you can use the insert image button but I'm an awkward cunt. Cheers Meeks, I’ll give it a bash later. Spentcase, look away 😁 |
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Post by philthewindsurfer on May 30, 2021 8:40:09 GMT
On my laptop
Make sure the cursor after any text, because thats where the picture is placed.
Click 'Reply' to get the font and buttons
Click 'Add Attachment' on the top right of the box
Click the 'add files' and select your photo
'Insert' then 'Done'
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Post by pantah on May 30, 2021 20:03:33 GMT
Thanks Phil !!!  |
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