The person above's perfect 'jazz' flick

The person above's perfect 'jazz' flick May 23, 2021 21:13:54 GMT via mobile Droog and elnoodle the reasonable like this

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Post by spentcase on May 23, 2021 21:13:54 GMT

May 23, 2021 18:26:44 GMT elnoodle the reasonable said:

May 23, 2021 18:08:55 GMT spentcase said:

Given that this thread is based around creating a porn film, in what context were you imagining this?

Oh come on Spents. Surely we all have an image in our heads of each other?

For example, I envisage you like Mark Wahlberg's character in the film Shooter. I imagine the approach to your house to be laden with lethal booby traps and I expect that at least once a week the Colonel rocks up in a helicopter with "one last mission" and that you will look longingly into your son's tear-filled eyes before looking back towards the Colonel and slowly shaking your head.

You'll then advise the Colonel to try Shagger Shaw as he's always up for a scrap.

Ha ha, more like an even shitter version of Bennet from Commando, with his Freddie Mercury tash, uber 80s string t shirt and wok-smuggler gut, not to mention the awful necklace. What a specimen.