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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on May 17, 2021 17:54:18 GMT
A few years ago, The Krankies claimed to enjoy swinger parties. You could "take them both on" no bother.
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Post by Droog on May 17, 2021 18:04:45 GMT
I wonder who I would bum first? Not sure I fancy either of them hanging out the back of me.
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Post by Droog on May 17, 2021 18:07:36 GMT
How quickly this thread turned from celebrities you'd like to give a good fucking kick-in, to being bummed by Bet Lynch or a Krankie.
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Post by mekon on May 17, 2021 18:08:05 GMT
The wee one would probably fist you good and proper.
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Post by Droog on May 17, 2021 18:08:45 GMT
Hands like Pat Jennings apparently.
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Post by mekon on May 17, 2021 18:17:10 GMT
fucker looks like Dunlop 4
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2021 18:24:02 GMT
Terry Christian, I would love to kick that fucker about for a few hours then finish the cunt off with wet n dry.
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Post by Droog on May 17, 2021 18:26:45 GMT
That is actually a very good choice indeed. No one likes that cunt.
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Post by Droog on May 17, 2021 18:31:35 GMT
Maybe one of Pats sausage fingers could cure all of our collective piles issues?
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2021 18:38:37 GMT
That is actually a very good choice indeed. No one likes that cunt. You mean, its not juist me? Here was me feeling all unique in wanting to slot that cunt.
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Post by mekon on May 17, 2021 18:58:24 GMT
I reckon I could take Valentino Rossi. Make him pay for the stair incident many years ago. No entourage to help him this time. Did you see his bike to bike transfer? Pathetic, he's got no spring in his step anymore.
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on May 17, 2021 20:59:42 GMT
This is an interesting concept. On the one hand you would want a challenge, but on the other you wouldn't want to lose to your nemesis.
Ben Sheppard for me. He's unacceptably bland. That's not right.
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Post by mekon on May 17, 2021 21:09:02 GMT
You reckon you could up that to a Ben Fogle?
I reckon tackling a prime John Craven could be a mistake.
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Post by spentcase on May 17, 2021 21:26:11 GMT
I would take on Uccio and the awld gadgie who rings the bells in Tavulia.
I'm trying to work out my showbiz ceiling. I can't think of a woman in entertainment or politics or any news reader regardless of gender that I wouldn't fight. There are an awful lot of MPs that I would dearly love to take on, slimy self serving lying cunts who've brought misery to hundreds of thousands. Their actions alone would mean that my fists would be blessed with righteousness retribution and would be guided by the Almighty.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2021 21:34:15 GMT
I would take on Uccio and the awld gadgie who rings the bells in Tavulia. I'm trying to work out my showbiz ceiling. I can't think of a woman in entertainment or politics or any news reader regardless of gender that I wouldn't fight. There are an awful lot of MPs that I would dearly love to take on, slimy self serving lying cunts who've brought misery to hundreds of thousands. Their actions alone would mean that my fists would be blessed with righteousness retribution and would be guided by the Almighty. You want to fuck over the house of commons and Holyrood?
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