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Post by Diego the toe clipper on May 10, 2021 6:14:37 GMT
Mrs Clipper won't have a dog either, but round here every cunt's got one. Sad really, all those dugs shut in apartments all day.
If I had a house with a garden I'd probably push the issue a bit more, but like army siad, I wouldn't have one just for it to have a shite life.
If I could have one it would have to be of a reasonable size, thinking labs, german shep, border collie type. Small dogs get on my tits.
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Post by spentcase on May 10, 2021 7:22:59 GMT
That's where we're a bit more fortunate, the house has a good sized enclosed garden, but we live properly in the sticks with a gert woods about a 2 minute walk away.
As for the size, that's what I like about a french bulldug, they are massive characters and not yappy at all. Being in the country, everyone has springers or labs and our dug bombs around with them and play scraps. So there's all the advantages of a small dug with non of the disadvantages. Plus, because she looks like a beast, you can walk her without a shred of shame.
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Post by pantah on May 10, 2021 9:02:19 GMT
Our dug is a fair size and being greyhound there is a myth that they will chase and attack anything that moves. Subsequently so many owners only lead walk them and sometimes muzzle them too. This pisses me off. As a racer they are kept in shiity kennels and when you take them when they are retired they need to be rehabilitated. Luckily we got ours at 2 with no injuries and spent about a month lead and recall training, toilet training and building up trust. They are clever and obedient (she started to chase a deer the other day and stopped as soon as i whistled).
She’s off lead most of the time (where safe) and gets on with all dogs large and small but you still get owners picking up their dug when they see her.
Oh, and she predicts football results 😁
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Post by spuu on May 10, 2021 15:40:44 GMT
I have a Springer. 8 years old. Could not take him with me when I left the UK but he's living with my ex so I am rest assured he is in very good hands and I get a updates / a few pics each month so I know hes ok. Words cannot explain how much I miss him.
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Dugs
Aug 5, 2021 19:53:23 GMT
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Post by Eddie The Bastard on Aug 5, 2021 19:53:23 GMT
I'm in.
Well sort of.
Got the Mrs a Dachshund for a 'th' birthday.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Aug 5, 2021 20:12:54 GMT
Excellent work Eddie. Make sure she lets it off the lead to run into the path of a cyclist. She should then start screaming at the cyclist like a fucking psycho for being on the 'dug section' of the cycle path. Only then does she become a typical fucking dug owner.
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Post by mekon on Aug 6, 2021 9:25:40 GMT
Why are dogs so fucking stupid when it comes to eating stuff they shouldn't? The cat only eats what nature intended but dogs seem to have this bred out of them.
My boss bought some expensive cockadoodle thing and already its been to the emergency vet for eating a toxic mushroom. My mate had a westy thing and that ate a rubber toy and ended up with a 1200 vet bill.
Stupid cunts.
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Aug 6, 2021 11:22:25 GMT
Post by spuu on Aug 6, 2021 11:22:25 GMT
Why are dogs so fucking stupid when it comes to eating stuff they shouldn't? The cat only eats what nature intended but dogs seem to have this bred out of them. My boss bought some expensive cockadoodle thing and already its been to the emergency vet for eating a toxic mushroom. My mate had a westy thing and that ate a rubber toy and ended up with a 1200 vet bill. Stupid cunts. |
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Post by beefus on Aug 6, 2021 11:59:06 GMT
We were out for a walk the other day and this hairy husky type dog was rolling around the grass...which turned out to be covered in horse shite...it then proceeded to lap up said horse shite as if it was a can of Pedigree Chum!!...the owner was about 50metres further up the path, wondered if I should let her know but decided not to.
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Post by bella on Aug 6, 2021 12:29:57 GMT
Years ago i was re roofing this farm up in the wilds of upper Teesdale, i was going for shite's way away in the remote fields, A for privacy reasons and B an excuse for a bit of a break, anyways one day the farmer walked into the yard with his sheep dog covered in bits of bog roll and festering turd like it was dressed up for a carnival or summat, dopey bastard dog had been rolling in it.
In his best angry Scot brogue he assured us that the guilty one would be made to lick it clean and take the flies back up the fields ha.
that was a funny moment but the downside was his daughter short of male company up there had been looking slightly receptive to a bit romance with one of us young uns but went cold on us after that.
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Aug 6, 2021 12:49:58 GMT
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Aug 6, 2021 12:49:58 GMT
Bear in mind that all a dug needs to do to be classified as "extremely intelligent" is retrieve a fucking ball.
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Sept 16, 2021 17:07:41 GMT
Post by Eddie The Bastard on Sept 16, 2021 17:07:41 GMT
The demonic little todd warrior bit through my laptop cable.
£40 and the new one better fucking work.
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Sept 17, 2021 11:04:59 GMT
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Post by pantah on Sept 17, 2021 11:04:59 GMT
The demonic little todd warrior bit through my laptop cable. £40 and the new one better fucking work. Is it still a pup Eddie? They have no fear of reprisals and can be absolute cunts with their teeth. I lost 2 mobiles, tv remote, and my glasses case before I wised up. |
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Sept 17, 2021 19:23:13 GMT
Post by Eddie The Bastard on Sept 17, 2021 19:23:13 GMT
Yes, he's 3.5 months old. He thinks its hysterical to attack, my shoe laces, shoes socks and my feet. Fast asleep on my lap now mind.
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Post by pantah on Sept 17, 2021 19:52:24 GMT
You've got to assert boundaries when they are pups or they will totally take the piss as adult dogs. Pups get a hard time from their mother when they misbehave, it's not cruel, it's learning.
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