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Post by spentcase on Apr 10, 2021 22:00:50 GMT
If only Vanden Plas Rovers were still about. This car says I am a master cocksmith and also a bit of a cad.  Agreed. The preferred whip of the confirmed swordsman and plunderer of excessively bebushed 70s vag'. |
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Post by armstrongracer on Apr 11, 2021 9:57:36 GMT
That looks like a photo from your personal collection Meeks. You been out dogging with the Rotary Club again?
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Post by mekon on Apr 11, 2021 10:21:18 GMT
The Vandas Plas Dogging Society can neither confirm or deny this statement.
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Apr 11, 2021 15:43:15 GMT
Well, this accident I had is growing arms and legs. I've had a look at my car. Couple of minor dents on the wing and the alloy's looking a bit grubby. I've had another look at the damage on the Tesla, there's a fucking great hole in the side (at towbar level), the metal is torn and sticking out and it looks like there may be some corrosion on it. There's a massive scrape/dent right down the side of his car and his door wouldn't open. I just can't see how my car's caused that to his without mine sustaining heavier damage. My paintwork isn't even broken, in fact, I could probably T-Cut the worst of it out.
So I'm getting back on to the insurance in the morning. Can't rule out that the cunt's staged this with a pre-damaged motor.
Message from the gods my fucking hole.
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Post by Droog on Apr 11, 2021 16:00:22 GMT
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Post by spuu on Apr 11, 2021 16:18:58 GMT
Unlucky Noodle. This thread has some life in it yet.
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Post by spuu on Apr 11, 2021 16:23:03 GMT
I mentioned the 1 series for pocket rocket reasons. I'd rather a M2 if someone else was paying for it mind. I'm a dithering old cunt. Apologies Eduardo I completely misread that. You're right, the M140i are really good, they're well under 20k and a cheap stage 1 gets you 420hp. I've had an M240i. Wolf in sheep clothing. They absolutely fly - super fun car. They dont need any remapping. They are basically an M2 with one of its nuts cut off. |
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Post by mekon on Apr 11, 2021 16:53:12 GMT
Sounds like a return to crash for cash antics
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Post by bella on Apr 11, 2021 17:11:57 GMT
Well, this accident I had is growing arms and legs. I've had a look at my car. Couple of minor dents on the wing and the alloy's looking a bit grubby. I've had another look at the damage on the Tesla, there's a fucking great hole in the side (at towbar level), the metal is torn and sticking out and it looks like there may be some corrosion on it. There's a massive scrape/dent right down the side of his car and his door wouldn't open. I just can't see how my car's caused that to his without mine sustaining heavier damage. My paintwork isn't even broken, in fact, I could probably T-Cut the worst of it out. So I'm getting back on to the insurance in the morning. Can't rule out that the cunt's staged this with a pre-damaged motor. Message from the gods my fucking hole. Can you get the Polliss involved to check out any CCTV footage of that car en route to the accident, surely it'll show any pre bump damage and get the cunt for Ins fraud, i have no idea if Insurance companies have the right to check footage or not. |
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Post by spentcase on Apr 11, 2021 17:42:21 GMT
Wouldn't corrosion on the damage be proof enough that he's a bull shitter and thus, under Scotland's new hate crime laws, allow you to bum him?
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Post by mekon on Apr 11, 2021 17:58:33 GMT
If you could fire up Vazy's interest perhaps the A6 on cloned plates could be used for a black bag 'bum and go' operation?
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Post by bella on Apr 11, 2021 18:14:18 GMT
Aye, catch the cunt and stick an arthritic hedgehog up his arse.
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Post by spentcase on Apr 11, 2021 20:54:12 GMT
Aye, catch the cunt and stick an arthritic hedgehog up his arse. Well an arthritic hedgehog should at least be easy to catch. Finding one with a massive cock, that's the tricky part. |
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Post by elnoodle the reasonable on Apr 11, 2021 21:27:47 GMT
Aye, catch the cunt and stick an arthritic hedgehog up his arse. Well an arthritic hedgehog should at least be easy to catch. Finding one with a massive cock, that's the tricky part. Probably be easier finding one with a massive torch but I'm always open to new methods. |
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Post by mekon on Apr 12, 2021 7:52:46 GMT
We need to get an Audi S8 and have a sit down about how to deal with Noodle's Tesla problem.  |
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