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Post by bella on Jan 30, 2021 20:09:01 GMT
I suffer from that urgent stuff, its a proper nuisance, i got caught out in Casteldefels near Barcelona, finished brekkie then went along the road to a shop for some baguettes, on the way back the turtles head was coming out like it or not, i couldnt help but nip it off again and again leaving a line of malteser like droppings on the footpath and i was shuffling along thinking " some poor fuckers dog will get the blame for this ", anyway i dropped some off in reception then the lift and along the corridor to our room, didnt need no pink panther to suss who it was.
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Post by spuu on Jan 31, 2021 6:14:27 GMT
On my last epic bike ride around Spain about 15 years ago I made the mistake of ordering seafood on the Monday of a long holiday weekend. About an hour later thankfully back in my hotel room I felt the need to be violently ill. Just made it to my (thankfully) small bathroom and stuck head in the sink, Linda Blair style barfing ensued followed by stomach cramps....then the dogs of war were let slip. Fortunately due to size of said bathroom, with my head in the sink me arse was hovering roughly above the pan. Frantic fumbling then ensued to get kecks down whilst keeping head in bowl whilst the volcano below started erupting, some of it caught the lip. Next hour was spent with head in bowl and arse on seat wreching itermittently even though there was nothing left in my system, force of reching would open sphincter again, I couldn't move till it was safe. When it was finally over I had to literally peel myself off the seat as everything had dried. Fell into shower & hosed myself down. Slept for 12 hours straight & got woken by maid wanting to gain entry. Then ensued an arguement cos I wouldn't let her in but wanted cleaning stuff off her. Think she saw it as an affront that I wanted to do her job, during this negotiation I kept getting Trainspotting flashbacks which strenthened my resolve to not let her in. Was quite a few years before I ordered Gambas a la plancha again. I've only ever been properly ill from food once and yes same thing, seafood. I ate and 20 mins later I knew something was very wrong. 10 mins later I was puking and shitting at the same time. Its put me off seafood to this day, I'll eat a can of tuna or have fish and chips - but anything that has a shell belongs in the sea and should be left there. |
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Post by mekon on Jan 31, 2021 11:25:04 GMT
Maybe it's why all those japanese kids won't come out of their room?
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